MD Dopers: Anybody up for a one night stand with me?

There’s a catch. There’s always a catch.

Brotherboy needs to go to a sleep clinic on the 22nd (Wednesday) in Chevy Chase and I told him I’d go with. Thing is that I need a place to crash for the night and a hotel is more than a little out of the question, I’m afraid.

If I can force-invite my way into somebody’s home for the night, I’ll take you out to a nice dinner.

Soulsling can attest that I’m a nice clean houseguest. If anybody close would be willing, I’d be more than grateful.

[sub]but no sexual favors. That would require me staying over for a weekend.[/sub]

Hmm… I wonder if Anniz would mind if I let a young, beautiful, nubile lesbian stay with me.

Let me get back to you, as I’m really close to Chevy Chase.

I saw this and thought, “Hmm, I won’t actually have my MD until May…I wonder if that will be close enough for her?”

Then I opened the thread. Oh, Maryland. Drat.

:slight_smile:

Dr. J

awwww man, and I was going to say that you want a paramedic, not a MD – more adventure…oh well. :frowning:

Good luck with you search for a place to stay

I sense that this thread will do wonders for my reputation.

4 posts, 109 I-don’t-live-in-MD-but-must-looks.

Montfort, did you get my email?

I don’t live anywhere near Maryland. I just wanted to say that I think Montfort’s sig is pretty funny in combination with his post.

Yeah, I did. Sorry I haven’t replied.

I’ll e-mail you directions tonight.

Sorry, Andygirl, but I live in the wrong part of Md to hang with you. Besides ( true story ) The last lesbian I hung out with became very interested in having sex with me, and then agonized about being interested because, well, I’m a man. Hehe. Don’t wanna put you in the same position. :wink:

From the bottom of my heart, I thank you Dave. :wink:

Directions are on the way, Andy.

Danke. I emailed you a reply.

And Dave… I already like you for giving me directions to one of the DC dopefests when I was lost. Don’t push it. :wink: