1 - heavy drinking
2 - casual sex
3 - travel
4 - stamp collecting and then slitting your wrists because stamps are basically worthless
5 - amusement parks like Holiday World and Knoebels that have areas that are winter year round
6 - did heavy drinking get mentioned yet?
7 - weed. The garden, of course. What did you think I meant?
8 - listening to the summer breeze and the noise of the Pittsburgh Pirates sucking
9 - ever consider a motorcycle? By the time you heal it could be hockey season again!
10 - two words - the Dope!
OK – from last week
Your Python reminded me of a variation of an old Carlin routine I use in diners now and then when they are full and ask for your name:
Hostess - Name please?
Me - Prokryfka
Hostess - Could you spell that?
Me - S M I T H
Hostess - Huh?
Me - The S is silent and the rest of the letters don’t count.