What does it take to make anyone here happy?
Fat, tall, short, skinny, ugly, big dicked, attractive, tight pusseyed, tiny dicked, sloppy pusseyed, acne plagued, homophobic, religiously straight, transvestite, cancer plagued, handy caped, teen ager, senior citizen, sports figure, average person, factory worker, movie star, have I missed any? They are all out there bumping uglies on a regular basis.
Quit whining and get over your hang-ups… and get you some!
Nobody cares what your issures are, except you.