I enjoy sex a lot more when I can see what is happening and who I’m with. I would take the hot cold fish over the ugly sex pot. I didn’t even have to think about it. The ugliest woman possible is pretty fucking ugly. I wouldn’t be able to get it up for her no matter how good she was in bed.
To quote Sgt. Howie from The Wicker Man:
Oh Jesus Christ! Oh GOD! CHRIIIIIISSSST!!!
I love that the name of that image is “fatpig.jpg.”
I think I’d go with option C. Women are like buses, there’ll always be another one along in 20 minutes.
Barring that, I think I’d go with the ugly tiger. At least she has a sense of fun.
Those of you who would take the hot coldy, have you ever actually been with one? It’s not a matter of her being passive while you have sex with her, it’s a matter of her saying no to everything you try. “I’m not in the mood” gets really old really fast. Dump her and masturbate instead.
I’ll throw another vote out for the hottie. Worst case scenario when you see her walking by later and your buddies are drooling you can tell them she’s awful. With the ugly one your going to be hiding you face every time she waves at you.
And I’ll take the other.
Look at Susan again. She looks a lot better now. Right?
Now look at Susan’s “O” face. Eek.
Unless they were standing side by side, how would you know which one to choose? Do they have letters of recommendation? Testimonials? Even if they were standing side by side, would the prettiest one get all the play? I think I’d pick the one that showed an interest in me.
Good, because I’ll take anything.
In actuality, the question is bogus. If a woman isn’t attractive, why would I even want to bang her, regardless of her ‘technique’?
Because she said yes, or even asked for it? Back in my single days, any willing partner was a good partner.
I think you are giving yourself too much credit. 
You guys are out of your mind. You can’t teach a bad lay to be a good one. I’d take the unattractive girl 100% of the time.
You’re walking down the street, your friends all go, “Oh wow, look at that hottie!” You calmly say, “Ehhh, been there, done that. She wasn’t that great.”
Status: Pimp
You’re walking down the street, your friends all go, “Oh wow, what a dog! Woof woof!” You respond, “actually, you wouldn’t know it, but she’s quite the tiger!” “Yeah right, dude! How drunk were you? BWAHAHAHAHA!”
Status: Putz
I would rather just kneel there on the bed and jerk off while looking at a hot woman, than sleep with someone who I found to be physically ugly.
If you’re talking about an AVERAGE looking woman who’s a great fuck versus a hot woman who’s not, sure, I’ll take the average looking one.
Average is not the same as ugly. A woman that I find ugly cannot be a great lay to me, because sex is about more than the physical contact or mental attitude of the partner for me, it is also about how they look. I wouldn’t even be able to get it hard for a woman I found ugly, even if she had good sexual technique (enthusiasm, moving her body rhythmically with mine, etc.)
Is she ugly and disgusting, or just ugly? If she’s just ugly I’ll take the ugly one.
Otherwise I’ll take hot and great in bed, or nothing.
There was a time when my standards were “a hole and a heartbeat.”
I’ll be your wingman. I’d want the hottie.
Cite? Of course you can. Maybe not in the 20 minutes we’re alluding to here, but almost every one of the dynamos had some instruction. And we’re just going with bad lay, which equals bad technique. All bets are off if it’s something really weird like she starts crying or something.
I suppose that if the only reason you have sex is for status in your peer group, then you’d have a point.
If someone told me that the donkey in the field down the street gave the best, most technically adept, and satisfying blowjob in the world, I wouldn’t put my dick in the donkey’s mouth, because I don’t fancy donkeys. If someone told me that Vida Guerra was crap in bed, I’d at least want to find out.
Being good in bed is not about technique. You cant teach a robot to be good in bed. It’s an emotional, mental, and psychological combination of factors that are all part of a person’s personality. Women who are good in bed aren’t good just because someone taught them the right way to wiggle.