Wtf?! Lucky because you let them suck you? Even homely women want more than that from a man. Unless they’re drunk or conned.
I’m really quite disturbed by this.
Not least because you missed an apostrophe.
Sorry, am not a regular smiley user. Was just referencing this
And yeah, this thread has taken a (more) depressing turn.
Hot and lousy. This would fit perfectly into my no-sex-until-marriage-and-no-it’s-not-for-religious-reasons-dammit philosophy. I’m a virgin, for no other reason than it just makes sense to me to have one partner for life, therefore, I have no gauge for “bad in bed.” I am fine with slightly-better-than-masturbation, or even as-good-as-masturbation sex. Bring on the hotness.
Maybe most of you guys have the ugly-but-great-in-bed relationships going on right now, which make you see the grass on the other side as greener than it really is.
I’ve had both, and hot girls are overrated. Hot girls are a dime a dozen. You see them by the hundreds every day, but if you find a girl that’s great in bed then you had better do everything you can to keep her around, because that might be the only one you get. Ever.
Sheesh, at my age, 66, I’d fuck anything.
Sheep, dead pigs, ugly women, knot holes in planks, chickens (but only free range ones, a mans gotta have some pride) rolling doughnuts…you name it I’d have a go
I’m quite sure that the dead pigs will give the least resistance.
Have your fill sir!
I’ll have to settle for less tactile porno. 
[sub]sadly, there are no dead pigs nearby[/sub]
Hot and “lousy.” She can learn. And even if she can’t I can still have fun trying to make her pass out from the orgasms. (Or have fun finishing by pulling out and coming in her hair just to piss her off if she’s a real bitch and won’t let me do anything that’ll get her off too.)
Like one of the earlier posters said, why the hell are you trying to bone her unless you’re attracted to her? How dishonest is it to pretend you like an ugly just to get laid? If you find her unattractive, the only way you’re going to find out how good she is in bed is to force yourself beyond the ugly and do her even though you find her physically repulsive. That sounds like a pretty disgusting thing to do. Besides which, pity lays are emotionally draining on either side of things.
I absolutely could not have sex with someone I wasn’t attracted to. I can’t conceive of even letting a truly ugly chick blow me, especially considering how sometimes having fucked-up teeth is a major part of the ugly. Ugh.
Yes I have turned down sex a few times. Yes, I’m a real guy. I’ve been pursued by women I had no intention of ever letting near my crotch. I think I’ve related a couple of stories on the boards. In one case the woman was pretty good looking, but way too crazy for me. Ugly doesn’t have to be completely physical.
I’ve been with a couple of girls who were not very good looking, but tried really hard in bed to make up for it. The problem was that their looks weren’t the whole of the problem. Ugly girls often have emotional baggage and self-esteem issues that more than make up for the fat, bad features, and complete lack of ability to be presented socially without embarrassment. Seriously, being a great knob-polisher doesn’t begin to compensate for being generally unattractive physically as well as needy, jealous, insecure, clingy, annoying, and whiny.
On the other hand, I’ve trained some girls who were pretty meh in bed to be a lot more fun, mostly by being fun in bed myself. Sometimes “bad in bed” is caused by inhibitions, which are there because previous guys were useless cocks and made her feel bad about herself. With a little encouragement and some positive reinforcement, most get a lot more adventurous. At least one of my exs went from being a bit shy and inhibited to one of those break-the-bed girlfriends you can use to make your buddies jealous. And she credited me with making her feel like she could try things, or ask for something without rejection or judgement.
Because one of my first regular girlfriends was average looking, shy in public, but uninhibited in private, I started to look for the women other guys would pass over because they were shy, geeky, or a bit mousy. Believe me, I notice the hot girl who wants to stick her tits in my face, but my chances are better to score with her average friend who languishes in her shadow. And in a couple of weeks the average friend will think doing stuff like this (slightly NSFW: sexually suggestive, no nudity) with my man parts is fun, because I can encourage her to cut loose and enjoy herself.
Ask and ye shall receive.
No nudity (all the internal links to pictures are broken), but not really SFW.
http:// www. Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS - Part One
http:// www. Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS - Part Two
Even if you don’t read the articles (you probably shouldn’t), you should check out the picture halfway down this page, entitled “This is Ilsa’s sad peeing face.” (NB it’s not a golden shower, and is kind of funny in a horrific way)
http:// www. Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS - Part Two
Take that, Beware of Doug!
Thank you.
For one thing, it’s a little disturbing that you even know about those movies.
For another, my Netflix queue remains unchanged.
So Herman Melville stole from Roger Corman? I knew it!
It seems like a question based on shaky premises. There are so many factors related to whether on finds somebody attractive. If somebody is actually physically repulsive to me, it doesn’t matter how skilled in bed she is because we won’t achieve the kind of sensual connection necessary for great sex. On the other hand, my experience is that if you like somebody, before long appearance doesn’t matter that much.
Overall, the excellence of my sexual experiences hasn’t been based on either a woman’s conventional attractiveness or her set of sexual skills, but on whether or not we “clicked”. Hard to define, but you know it when it happens.
I stopped reading it, but thanks to SomethingAwful, I disturbed a friend of mine while we were chatting because I immediately knew where to find a link for clown porn.
Hey, it came up in conversation.
As well it should.
How is she lousy? Is she all quiet and not enjoying herself, or just being passive, or what?
I have a hard time seeing how being with a gorgeous girl can be bad. Let alone how it can be worth it to submit myself to having sex with an ugly girl, just to avoid it.
If she wasn’t truly repulsively skag-ugly, I’d take the great-in-bed woman. Some years ago I bought one of those “how to have great sex” books, with photographs. The woman featured in most of the photos was not conventionally gorgeous; in fact I’d have to say she was plain bordering on homely. But apparently she was also a nymphomaniac exhibitionist, because in every photo you could see in her facial expressions and her body language that she wasn’t just going through the motions for the camera- she was into it big time. I would take her in a minute over the most divinely proportioned body whose owner didn’t give a damn.
Which one is up for a spanking?
How exactly can you define ugliness?
F’rinstance: Many years ago I knew a girl who had a face like a slaters nailbag/bulldog chewing a wasp/A blind cobblers thumb, etc.
She had a body to die for and exuded sheer sex appeal
And the winner is…best post IMHO.
Well, presumably the ugly tiger is up for whatever you are.
On the other hand, you’re probably bigger than the hot one.
So, win-win either way! 