My understanding is that their method of reproduction is some kind of budding thing – kind of like Utah has a massive yeast infestation.
Wow, the OP posts about one type of ass hole and would you believe it, another type appears. Assholes must flock together.
Wait a second, they don’t fuck? Can’t decide which is harder to believe.
Remember, assholes are only full of shit for very brief moments, which may or may not coincide with posting.
it is the colon that is full of shit, it is the asshole that relieves the situation.
Having had rectal surgery twice, for severe fissures, I would be obliged to decline (politely) to participate in anal sex. Doctor’s orders.
Well…how to put this delicately? Its not like there’s a catcher and a catcher, there’s a pitcher and a catcher. Now, the catcher is Yogi Berra, so he’s what they call a “bottom”…No, this isn’t working at all well…if you really need to know, you’ll find out.
Given that most men tend to display an aversion to even looking at another man’s junk, much less making physical contact, the whole butt thing is not particularly surprising. Some part of that is surely cultural, especially the men who feign disgust at what they are attracted to, and some of it is a matter of taste. Just like how green bell peppers make me gag, I did not choose to be that way, it is inconvenient, but I am how I am.
Yeah, every capsicophobe sings the same tune. Don’t blame God for your bigotry, pepper-basher.
Quite indeed!
I am actually not a capsicophobe, I like reds, yellows, chiles, habaneros, those little purple nightmares dreamed up by General Tso, even that Louisiana Alligator Spit. Just not the green bells. Make up some other word to describe me, you neoprene rutabaga.
What? WHAT!? In the BUTT??
Probably best that you not know. I neither confirm nor deny having attempted what you suggest. Some of us are not masochists.
It’s a Joke, from this
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKE3dIrRIbg[/spoiler] NSFW
When you come to the asshole in the road, take it.
It’s déjà foutu all over again!
I’m thinkin’ Up the Down Staircase, only fewer teachers.
Just thought I’d share…
I’m sitting in a Denny’s in Primm, NV. The accompanying music to this thread is now CCR’s “Lookin’ Out My Back Door”.
That is all.
Irritable bowel syndrom. Internal hemorrhoids. So sorry, pray excuse.
See, the lameness of your parody shows when you have to suggest taking drugs as a way of getting over the likely pain, when there is no analog to that in the thread you are parodying. I guess the real issue is that you dislike FoieGrasIsEvil and don’t really get the massive divide between putting something in your mouth versus putting it up your butt. How you manage to get through life without grasping that difference is completely beyond me.