I like FGIE. We even had a fun little PM exchange over the threads. Rest assured, FGIE needs no champions to come to his rescue.
While you are carrying on about putting things in mouths, I’ll ask you to represent yourself only and trust your fellow posters to be able to do the same.
How many misconceptions can you fit into one post?
First of all, an attraction to men doesn’t imply an attraction to penises. I am not attracted to penises, I am attracted to men.
Also: Anal sex is not necessarily painful. I have experienced this exactly once, and it wasn’t painful at all. I just felt I needed to take a dump, and I hoped it’d be over soon. Mercifully, it was.
But even if it did hurt . . . there’s such a thing as a “good hurt,” which may apply to hundreds of things I’ve done/seen sexually.
And your analogy is baffling.
I should also add that the OP is, well, full of shit. Some people just aren’t wired that way.
Well, the OP is a parody of the thread asking why some women don’t like oral, and IMHO that’s a fairly stupid question to ask. The answer is absurdly simple: because they don’t like it. Nobody goes around asking men why they don’t like water sports or women why they don’t like copraphagia. Oral is a helluva lot more common than any of those kinks, but it’s still just one of many, many possible sexual acts.
I can’t really know what Kimmy Gibler was thinking, but I’m guessing that he/she was bugged by this assumption that a woman is obligated to perform oral even if she doesn’t like it, and if she doesn’t then something is clearly wrong and she needs to have an excuse (TMJ, coming from an older generation where oral was seen as super skanky, etc). Many people are pointing out that many men just aren’t wired to want a dick/dildo in their ass, but everyone takes it for granted that women should want a dick in the mouth? The analogy holds.
Just my $.02.
Yes, yes, whenever someone asks “Some people don’t like bacon sandwiches - what’s up with that?” I always retort “Some people don’t like shit sandwiches - what’s up with that? Huh? Huh?!”. The analogy holds.
Just my $.02.
Now, you had me at “Some people just plain don’t like it - no reason why they should”, but once you start dragging in the inanities like “Well, some men don’t like being ass-reamed by a dozen sweaty Turkish bathhouse attendants - why’s that?”, well, that’s my sympathy pretty much gone.
I don’t see why, when we’ve all gone from ass to mouth and back again so often in past discussions on this board.
And then there’s Cartman:
*Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed in the dark. When all of a sudden this bright blue light filled the room. Then slowly my bedroom door begin to open and the next thing I remember I was being drug through a hallway. Then I was lying on a table and these scary hands wanted to operate on me. And they had big heads and big black eyes… *
*I know it was just a dream, I know I didn’t have an anal probe, and I know that I’m not under alien control! *
*Ah, man, I had this crazy nightmare last night. Well, I was standing out in a field, and I had this huge satellite dish sticking out of my butt. And then there were… hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye. *
…and here I thought that ass to mouth (and back again) only happened at banks…ignorance fought.
Holeee Sheeit.
How is it a “fairly stupid” question to ask? I was not being demanding or demeaning, simply expressing a curiosity that would expand (natch) upon why a woman or women wouldn’t like to give (or receive! or both!) oral sex. As I have stated previously in my thread, “I don’t like it” is a fair response, but “I don’t like it and here’s why…” is a more productive response. Women (and men) that don’t care to share the why’s and wheretofores of their personal sexual idiosyncracies are free to not reply at all. Or not even click on the link to the thread.
I totally don’t get how anyone could not love that.
My BF and I both have IBS and manage just fine. You need another excuse. 
Well, that certainly paints a picture.
“the citadel of my integrity had been irrevocably lost…plus, they shorted me one attendant. I should have received the baker’s dozen, dammit!"
*Why *can I not find the Sequential Threads thread when this thread is being directly followed by “Why does reverse thrust work?”!!
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I found the OP funny, but I reserve the right to be offended on the behalf of everyone of a sound and rational mind whenever I encounter a parody or joke I disagree with.
I dunno if I’d agree this is a fair summation of your original thread and question; it’s one thing to ask why someone doesn’t like a particular act, it’s another to state assumptions (as I pointed out in my earlier response) about the reasons for the dislike, and still another when the assumptions are negative (“uncomfortable body issues,” “deeply-embedded societal issues”). And it’s yet another to add patronizing comments dismissing the personal dislike (“Ladies, it’s ok…sucking dicks is viewed as largely favorable amongst the male population.”)
Whether you intended it or not, there was more to your thread than just expressing a curiosity.
I like to fuck girl up the bum but i hate it when people touch my bum… beacause its feel like bumbsecs
Sure, what’s a dozen the more or less?
For your information, that so-called “patronizing” comment you so blithely dismiss is what we call humor 'round these parts!
That’s our Gary! <canned laughter> <applause>
That’s exactly what I came here to post. Exactly.
I cannot stop laughing at that post