I’ve had only one rectal exam and it was by a female doctor.
Longer nails? Just askin’.
Well, it started off as a lump of coal—I was just a bit tense when she inserted it.
My GP is a woman. It never occurred to me that my doctors sex would matter in any procedure performed.
It wouldn’t matter to me. Since they’re doctors, I’m sure they look at it as just another asshole.
Yes. My last three doctors, including current doctor have been female.
I once had a very attractive female RN hold my penis while injecting a local anesthetic down the only opening my penis has. Having an erection was not a concern.
My doctor keeps telling me that next time in I need to get a full exam. But she hasn’t done it yet.
They say a few years ago at the Iowa State Fair, they were doing prostate exams as part of a “Health Fair” screening and had to start marking each backside with a big black X. Seems some fellas were getting in line more than once.
Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week, try the veal.
My current GP is male and slightly younger than I, but when I lived in another town, I had a lady doc. I only had one physical with her, she was totally professional and told me my prostate was a little spongy, which she attributed to my drinking cola. Well, I didn’t stop drinking colas and none of my other docs have mentioned anything unusual about my prostate. Maybe she just had a thing against colas.
I didn’t even know it was an option! That’s great!
As all my rectal exams were done by doctors in a socialised health service, I didn’t get the choice anyway, but it’s embarrassing enough that having a member of the opposite sex doing it can’t make it worse!
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And the username seems appropriate for the topic too
That’s the reason all things being equal I would rather have a woman for health care. My physical therapist, massage practitioner and my family practice docs are all women. Have a prostate exam tomorrow, in fact. I feel much more comfortable having by body touched by a woman.
I can’t be the only guy who feels that way.
I had my prostate examined by a female doctor just a month or so ago. No big deal. She even mentioned the “smaller fingers” thing to me beforehand.
And apparently I have the prostate of a teenager!
Yes, but I’ve never gotten a prostate exam from a zombie before.
Y’know, I don’t get the “smaller fingers” thing…does it really matter?
Surely we all regularly take dumps of circumference larger than any finger.
Sure we have. But said dumps don’t typically come out, go back in, come out, go back in and mash against other sensitive pieces of anatomy.
I get a colonoscopy pretty regularly, and my doc is male (as am I) and it doesn’t bother me. What’s great is afterward, when you’re in a room full of nurses who are encouraging you to bust ass. Likely the only time a woman will ever compliment you on your flatulence.
Wow. I suddenly realized I’ve lived a very sheltered life.
I think you need to check your doctor’s credentials.
At last year’s physical, my regular male doctor wasn’t available so I saw one of the other doctors in his practice, a fairly attractive woman. When it came time for the rectal, she said “trust me- my fingers are a lot skinnier than Dr. _____'s”.
And for the record, it just went in, then out. Once.