Mercutio predicts the Survivor winner.

Keith.

Lets look at the facts, just the facts.

Contestant #1

Colby. Colby loves Jesus, his country, TEXAS and most importantly his momma. Colby votes for what is in his best interest as shown in the Elisabeth booting last week. Unlike the classy Rodger, Colby doesn’t mind getting his hands bloody. Colby doesn’t really need the money, but which one of us wouldn’t take it?

Contestant #2

Tina. Tina loves her family. Though family love doesn’t really matter to her in the outback as shown in the Rodger and Elisabeth bootings. She, too, votes for what is in her best interested. Tina will probably use the money to teach her young daughters to stay away from boys and to sell her own patented bra which keeps her breasts perky.

Contestant #3

Keith. Keith shoots to kill. I am doubtful that he will vote against Tina. Tina is safe with Keith, which does not put him in a good spot. Keith will use the money to shower his new wife and kids with almost everything he wants, when he is not doing commercials for the discovery channel.

Now, this is where it gets tricky.

Immunity: Colby.

Knowing Colby and his clean sweep of all past 3 reward and immunity challenges, he will snag this one. No fuss, no muss. This puts Colby in a bit of a spot. He loves Tina, but so does everyone else and he has expressed the fact the he thinks Keith is an idiot. You can almost see the hamster turning in it’s wheel inside Colby’s head. Go with Tina, who could beat him or go with the cocktrollop and break his word with Tina that he would never vote against her. Greed wins over honesty and this one and Colby votes Tina out in another “Colby First” move.

Immunity: Tina.

Colby swore to Tina that he would not vote her out, but the feelings have never been reciprocated. Why would Tina win immunity? Who knows? It might have something to do with brains for once. Tina can clearly see that Colby did not ruffle many feathers and sees him as a threat. Colby gets the boot, Keith comes up. Keith does not seem like more of a problem for Tina and once again we see a strategic move that will backfire.

Immunity Keith: Keith makes it to the Final 2. (Duh.) But who would Keith vote out? My money is on Tina. But why?!?! Well, Keith is only an idiot at times. He knows people will be sympathetic to Tina and give her the money. He and Tina were close from the beginning but he has paid attention to the past. He can see that while Colby has had some brushes with hate here and there, Keith has pretty much steered clear of all such situations (Ok, not with Jerri. Jerri’s a bitch.)

Now… Why do I say that Keith would win, you ask? Well, the show seems to rigged at times. Let me give you some examples.

Survivor 1: The two tribes merge, 5 men and 5 women.
Survivor 2: The two tribes merge, 5 men and 5 women.

Survivor 1: Final Four includes 2 men and 2 women.
Survivor 2: Final Four includes 2 men and 2 women.

Survivor 1: Final 3 includes 2 men and 1 woman.
Survivor 2: Final 3 includes 2 men and 1 woman.

Survivor 1: Hardest competition gets the boot.
Survivor 2: I expect the same.

Survivor 1: Person who America least wants to see win, wins.
Survivor 2: Person who America least wants to see win, wins?

Factors to the voting:

People know that Keith is gonna get married and is taking in his fiance’s two kids that aren’t even his. What a man. Colby hasn’t really made any reasons why he should get the money known. Tina has young daughters and is everyone’s momma, except, of course, Colby’s. Knowing the inanity of the survivors they will factor in petty crap into their votes, such as Colby’s much winning and Colby’s new car as reasons why Colby doesn’t deserve it as much as Keith or Tina. Blah blah blah. If Colby is the one to boot Tina she will most likely vote for Keith. Lis liked Keith since the merge and will probably push him to win with her old tribemates if Tina does not make it.

Just wanted to clear this up. I’m on the West coast and I have not seen any bits and pieces of this. This is purely my observations and my keen wit :smiley:

So, Keith wins. You heard it here first.

Yeah I heard it but I think Tina will be the winner.

Just a hunch.

Survivor? What’s Survivor?

Scotti {Survivor impaired)

Did someone say rigged?

Could someone pass the crow, please?

Thank you.

I still say it’s rigged. The final 2 are a man and a woman, much like the last. Why did I overlook that?!

::munches on some crow leg::

Dem’s good eatin’

Yep, I told you so…

Ok it was a lucky guess. I figured no matter who won immunity, neither of the men would want to face each other in the vote off. I was hoping it would be Colby because I think the others would vote against him since he already had a car.

They all cleaned up pretty good eh? I felt sorry for Deb. She was clearly miserable and did not want to be there. And when her chin quivered as she told how hurt she was by all the press and bad publicity I felt sorry for her. I loved it when Kel said the scariest thing he had to deal with was Jerri. :slight_smile: