Merit of anal and oral sex

Great Debates
1

The merit of anal sex and oral sex

For you guys, after you have satisfied your libidinous curiosity with vagina, and clitoris, and labia majora and labia minora, in other words with all the vulva and its adjuncts, anal sex is very convenient in terms of preventing unwanted pregnancy; and you can still use your hands and figures for other sex probings.

For you girls, after you have satisfied your libidinous curiosity with the penis and all its adjuncts, oral sex is very convenient in terms of preventing uninvited pregnancy; and you still have your hands and fingers for other sex probings.

I would most emphatically however counsel that both parties should be agreeable, and very important also observe the common sense dictates of hygiene, sanitation, and aesthetics.

If you feel bad about it afterwards, that will pass eventually.

Eventually, you and your partner will be able to say to each other, “That was fun and good, we’ll do it again next time when we have the urge and the time”.
And remember, also very important:

“Primum non nocere;
Ultimum non nocere;
Interim numquam nocere.”
Susma Rio Sep

2

What’s the debate? And why assume the heterosexual male penetrates female version only?

3

I find the tone of this post to be absolutely bizarre. Even a touch surreal.

Is this supposed to be a parody of those 1950’s hygiene short films?

I’ll echo Bippy, where’s the debate? Perhaps if you worded your post in a way that sounded less like a “Zippy” comic strip, we’d understand what point you’re trying to make.

4

Must have been one magical night…

5

Susma:

OK, I’ll say it. I’m REALLY impressed that you know some Latin. However, if you are sincere about people remembering something important, you might want to use English, or at least one of the languages still in use today.

6

[Moderator Hat ON]

Don’t see the debate, and not sure if it would be a Great Debate anyhow.

[Moderator Hat OFF]