And those of us who aren’t Christian, lets take the excuse for a damn good party!
Ah, this is the thread where the following is allowed?
clears throat
Güi güis yu a Merry Krismas,
güi güis yu a Merry Krismas,
güi güis yu a Merry Krismas,
¡annajapi Niu Yiiiir!
[/Spanish phonics]
May y’all have a better 2011 than 2010; may those seeking jobs or relationships find good ones, those who have them keep them in happiness and good health, those with children see them grow well.
OK, who’s next for either the butchering of songs or actual singing?
Manuia le Kerismasi amaise foi le tausaga fou! (Samoan)
…Merry Christmas from NZ, where it actually is Christmas right now!
Merry Christmas, everyone! And, as the OP says, even if you’re not Christian, it’s a great excuse to do such things as eat Christmas cookies for breakfast, drink some eggnog (preferably spiked), sleep in, hang out with people you like, etc. etc. etc.
To all who are celebrating a holiday: Wishing you a safe and happy holiday.
Okay, NOW you can start playing Christmas music.
I have a lot of work to do around here today (and should probably get at it soon), but then it’s party time for the next three days. Merry Christmas, everyone!
If you’re not Christian, you can still celebrate the Solstice! Most of the Christmas memes (other than nativity scenes) are based on old-time Solstice observances.
Merry Christmas!!! I hope everyone enjoys the holiday festivities.
And God bless us, every one!
Felix Dies Natalis Solis Invicti!
*MELE KALIKIMAKA!!!
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Just fixing caps
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Seasons’ Greetings, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Solstice, Joyous Festivus, and a Groovy New Year!
And a riotous Saturnalia!
And may everyone have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye! 
No offense, but it would have been beyond awesome for silenus to have been the one to post that.
Hyvää joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta!
Merry Christmas to everyone from Straight Dope favourite Kanye West!
(and from me, I suppose)
Merry Christmas Everyone!
We woke up to a beautiful, snowy white Christmas here in Southeastern Tennessee!
Now, let’s hope that shit’s gone tomorrow.
Can anyone read this without breaking into the song? I know I can’t.
Merry Christmas, Dopers!
I hope all of you have a great holiday. Thanks for another year of entertainment (and support).