Flamsterette, the Viz sees the face as such: The F is one eye, the _ is a mouth, and the X is the other eye. This makes it even more amusing.
And NoClueBoy. Yes, yes. You. You have shown great devotion to the Viz. Much worship, and spreading of the Word Letter Words. Your faith is nothing short of astounding.
As such, I have been instructed by the Viz to take you under my wing. You will be trained. Taught. You will drink harder, lust more, and be mocked longer than you ever have in your life. I will mould you in my lusty, drunken, violent image.
And you, my Son, will be the next Prophet of the Viz.
We’re supposed to predict things now? Geez, the job description just keeps getting longer…
Okay, er… You will be visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. They will become confused and disoriented, and take you to visit various birthdays, Easter Celebrations, and Labour day in Vancouver, where you will learn the irrelevant details of how other people spent those occasions. In the process you will make some very astounding discoveries about yourself, and learn an important lesson about life.
But if it doesn’t come true, no suing the Viz, K?
I was wondering what I was going to do with my life once I left the Ikea store.
Thanks to Viz I was raised by drunken, um, drunken… (reaches for another shot…) Elle: “Ow! That was my tittie, you freak!”
Not enough left in the bottle. Places cell phone call to drunken slut really hot girl cuz’n Cindy. “Where’s my keys, bitch? Don’t make me spank your naked ass again…”
I know, there’s also freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. And books. But I thought that two desserts would be asking for a bit much and I already had a book.
My sister left some beer in the fridge if the Viz-man needs one, if it’ll get me a pizza.
Hey, that means the face has two distinctly diifferently0shaped eyes! Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? Thank goodness nobody I’ve heard of actually has eyes shaped like a little F and a little X.
Ah okay. I’m glad I don’t remind him of rodents then. And I’m sorry for getting you all locked up, it was an honest mistake since that is my name for butterflies…
