Hahaha, OK, a winrar is you.
We spoke on the phone daily; If he thought I was a man then maybe I have more issues than I thought.
(PS. “King Bobo” is a very opinionated hand puppet that lives in my house- he has the privilege of giving orders and instructions without rancour).
That all sounds a bit strange.
A couple of years ago when I was in a live-in relationship, we saw "Avenue-Q "at the Pantages theatre in Toronto. We liked the idea of puppets doing the tough stuff and thus King Bobo and his cohorts (names deleted) were born.
Lasted us for a long time and was good. King Bobo (or friends) could rant about a messy kitchen or bathroom and it was not taken too seriously. King Bobo could make a fiat that work must be done. Then work was done.
Also King Bobo (but not so much his assistants) was a self proclaimed coach of any team currently on TV. He is able to shout and scream and question any coaches play so long as he was wearing that team jersey.
Damn, King Bobo won two superbowls for the Steelers. He still lives with me, as do his buddies. Maybe a little subdued these days, but ready for next season!
You’re not insane by any chance, are you? 
I’m a single guy myself in my late 30’s. I’d be very happy if a girl I was talking to online sent me a picture like yours!
Like others said before, online dating does a disservice to those involved. When my only contact with a girl is faceless I can’t help but give her a face and mannerisms in my head. This only leads to disapointment when we first meet. Now, if I meet somebody online, I try to have a face to face meeting for coffee as soon as possible just so we can see who we’re talking to.
King Bobo says he is sane and well. Her at home may beg to differ.
All said, we manage quite well.
KB
OK, insane it is. 
Maybe he realized that? You didn’t happen to send a picture with the puppet, did you? Or mention the puppet, like, at all? 
No puppets in the photo sent. In fact the “dope” photo was not the one I sent.
I sent a different one.
I’m sure you looked great in whatever photo you sent.
Just remember.
No. Puppets.
You look great! And after looking at your photo, really the most plausible explanation I can come up with is that he realized that he is nowhere near awesome enough for you. Such was the shining example of your amazingness that he was immediately struck dumb, including electronically. These things happen; it’s just part of the burden of being the really great person you are. (I write this with no evil sarcasm, I assure you!)
Listen to this guy, he knows what he’s talking about.
In fact, I experience the same problem with striking people dumb with my awesomeness. It’s why girls don’t respond to me on OkCupid. Right? Right?
You guys are such fun…
I wish some of you were closer.
We could have such a great evening together and howl about our foibles.
So much fun here on SD.
I’ve never taken advantage of a woman twice my age before!
Melon,
So much to experience yet…
Mrs. Bobo, you’re trying to seduce me.
Maybe…
what say you?
Don’t feel flattered. I’ll fuck anything with a vagina if it weighs less than I do. >:]
And just like that you blow it.
And also just like that, I’m here to clean up your mess.
Ms. Bobo I’d like to innocently point out that I am not only older than ACM (while still being in my 20s in case you are interested in more fresh goods) but I am also better looking. Thirdly, my head is not full of hippy hair, it’s neatly cut and freshly showered.
Ya know, I think I might meet that criterion. If we were ever to meet, you seem to be a fun sort of guy.
I would seriously consider you as a a “good buddy”.
That’s what she said.
I’d go with that’s what she said again, but I’d rather [insert sloppy seconds joke here].
Cougars like 'em younger.
False.
Only losers groom themselves.
C’mon, check it.
Wait. What the fuck am I doing?