Oh.
How you doing?
Come to this message board often?
Hey I’ve seen you online! You’re the one in the middle right?
Hey, I’m happily married to Hattusili III, thank you! And I would watch out, if I were you-- I’ve even been known to browbeat Rameses the Great on occasion…
There are some better pictures of me here.
What’s Rameses the Great got that I ain’t got?
I dunno. I think you look a little stiff in those.
Don’t worry, I’ve got a thing for married women.
Oh yeah? Here’s a picture of me without my makeup on.
The other major empire? Oh wait, maybe not so much. My father-in-law defeated him at the Battle of Kadesh. Not that that stopped Rameses from claiming that he won, too.
You see, King Bobo? You can be the Queen of the Hittite Empire, with the best bas relief stone carvings that money can buy, and even that’s not good enough for the masses. So don’t take it personally if that guy didn’t like your photo.
Or, imagine if he did like your photo-- you might be dealing with someone like cough this.
Eh… I’d do you. 
You were right about the stun-effects of my pictures!