Pictures from last year, from my Teeming Millions profile page.
Yeah, Sane One, as a straight, errrrm, straight-talking dude I seventh that opinion, especially re: the second picture.
Question: what time does the contractor show up to widen the door to your house so you can now get your head out through it?
You look great, and have a very cute pussy. 
What the…? I even responded to that comment and I didn’t realize he named the wrong person.
I’m a HUGE Spinal Tap fan! Really! Don’t kick me out of the fan club…
You’re real purty.
steals kitty
MINE NOW!
strokes maniacally
Hmm, looks like you havent shared it…
You’re study astronomy!! That’s great!! Beauty and brains together !! That’s it, You are the most beautiful girl in the world, and I mean it.
After seeing pictures of jay-c, if upon re-examining my sexuality I decide I’m a lesbian, she’ll be the first one I go after.
Me and the boys in a privy I excavated last year in San Luis Obispo.
Apparently I’m also a hot buttered roll, I mean a horrid buttertroll. 
jay-c, your pussy is so cute that it brings tears to my eyes!
:dubious: You might want to take another look at post #111, little bunny.
And racinchikki, I try not to flirt too much with the ladies who are obviously taken. I also like to give the other gallant gentlemen of the board the chance to step in and do their fair share. As they have obviously fallen behind in this, I feel I must ask, how you doin’?
Oh, I think I took it the wrong way, as if you were saying, “Well, if you’re happy with it…”. Oops.
Good grief. What a hottie.
How is dear little Gracie? You haven’t updated us in a while…
I have only one word: Sweeeeeeet.
<-------feels left out.
Come on guys, I’m wearing a Nebraska Home of the Big Cocks hat!
I clicked on your link without reading your explanation, saw five people, and thought “Well, I have no idea who the poster is in this picture, but the girl on the bottom right is definitely the cutest.”
Anyways, in an attempt to also throw off my status as Resident Horrid Buttertroll #26, here is yet another picture of me, this time in black and white.
(Note: Though you may not be able to tell, I am sitting on a giant stuffed moose. A lack of comments will result in me posting horrible photos from later on in the evening, in which said moose was violated in ways only the sickest of the sick can imagine. You have been warned.)
Ack, if that didn’t work, try this instead. The photo’s at the bottom:
I’d love to see how your “Home of the Big Cocks” hat compares to my “Big Cock Country” shirt (note: is not actually wearing said shirt in any pictures), but you’re inaccessible right now. Damn you, FilmGeek! Why must you always be so inaccessible?
I think he’s due around ten a.m. tomorrow. 
From obscurity to seven people (including two straight guys) commenting on me. Man, I feel special now.