In this thread, I should not have called you a fucking moron.
My apologies.
Regards,
Shodan
A bit underwhelming for my first ever Pit thread, but thanks, anyway. Seeing how you probably misread me, I’ll take back and apologize for the “disingenuous ass” comment, too.
Aw, hell…
Aes, I’m sorry i thought bad things about Romulans.
carnivorousplant, I’m sorry I called you an idiot Alabaman. I now know you live in ______. 
SkipMagic, sorry about taking a dump in your sink.
That was your sink?! In that case Skip, I’m really sorry for what I did in there. (NoClueBoy said it wasn’t anybody’s we knew, so it was OK… Bastard.)
That wasn’t green chocolate?
SkipMagic, was that your house?
You know, at first I was angry (for your ass is a prodigous ass), but soon after I learned a valuable lesson: I’ve managed to find inner peace with my environment.
That’s right. I now follow Dung Shui – The Way of the Poop.
We didn’t notice at first, so we managed to wash the dishes in your <i>stuff</i>. We were pleasantly surprised to find out, however, that anything eaten off those dishes now have a nutty and piquant flavor.
It’s better than Mrs. Dash.
Yes. Wanna come back for dinner? We’ll use the special ** Giraffe**-inspired dishes. 
Cynthia, I’m sorry about that whole episode in the tranship. It was the neutronium, it always has that effect on me.
Well, I’m off to my NA meeting now. Ta!
Oooooooooo, auntie em is gonna kick your sorry ass 8 ways from Sunday. I wanna watch. 