All Hail Discordia!
fnord!
http://trueslant.com/johnmcquaid/2009/12/11/michelle-bachmann-quantum-physicist/
And my favorite:
She’s afraid that Obama’s sorcerors are going to come to your house and change your quantum state!
All Hail Discordia!
fnord!
http://trueslant.com/johnmcquaid/2009/12/11/michelle-bachmann-quantum-physicist/
And my favorite:
She’s afraid that Obama’s sorcerors are going to come to your house and change your quantum state!
She’s not smart enough to be that crazy.
Why do people have to affix a “-gate” suffix to every goddamn thing?
Otherwise the cat will get out of the box duh.
I have to stop reading quotes from her. I can feel my brain breaking just a little bit more each time.
Ahem. Poe’s Law.
See I have the opposite reaction. She makes me feel like part of an intellectual elite.
Primates?
I thought (metaphorical) cats were kept in bags.
Joke fell flat, try another.
I think she was making a sly allusion to Schroedinger’s, which he keeps in a box.
Makes you wonder whether Justin’s dick is both hard and soft at the same time.
Um, this is a parody, right? Much too measured for Michelle On Wheels to have written. Not screechy crazy enough. As such, I’d give it an A for concept, but C for execution… see not Batshit screechy enough.
Otherwise, she’d have to support condoms?
Scroedinger? Is that you?
Your damn cat did/didn’t shit in my yard again :eek:
Maybe it did.
Maybe it didn’t.
Wow, that didn’t even make sense. Wtf is she trying to say?
Clearly I am not trying hard enough.
I once a movie about that. But Obama was played by a short kid with round-rimmed eyeglasses.
You know, I’m just going to have to agree with you there. I hate it when that happens.
I’m going to read the link in the OP, but first, let me get this off my chest:
I thought that there couldn’t be a fraction of a quantum.