Michelle Bachmann is my new hero!

All Hail Discordia!



And my favorite:

She’s afraid that Obama’s sorcerors are going to come to your house and change your quantum state!

She’s not smart enough to be that crazy.

Why do people have to affix a “-gate” suffix to every goddamn thing?

Otherwise the cat will get out of the box duh.

I have to stop reading quotes from her. I can feel my brain breaking just a little bit more each time.

Ahem. Poe’s Law.

See I have the opposite reaction. She makes me feel like part of an intellectual elite.


I thought (metaphorical) cats were kept in bags.

Joke fell flat, try another.

I think she was making a sly allusion to Schroedinger’s, which he keeps in a box.

Makes you wonder whether Justin’s dick is both hard and soft at the same time.

Um, this is a parody, right? Much too measured for Michelle On Wheels to have written. Not screechy crazy enough. As such, I’d give it an A for concept, but C for execution… see not Batshit screechy enough.

Otherwise, she’d have to support condoms?

Scroedinger? Is that you?

Your damn cat did/didn’t shit in my yard again :eek:

Maybe it did.
Maybe it didn’t.

Wow, that didn’t even make sense. Wtf is she trying to say?

Clearly I am not trying hard enough.

I once a movie about that. But Obama was played by a short kid with round-rimmed eyeglasses.

You know, I’m just going to have to agree with you there. I hate it when that happens.

I’m going to read the link in the OP, but first, let me get this off my chest:

I thought that there couldn’t be a fraction of a quantum. :confused: