Michelle Bachmann is my new hero!

All Hail Discordia!

fnord!

http://trueslant.com/johnmcquaid/2009/12/11/michelle-bachmann-quantum-physicist/

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When a piece of bread dropped by a swallow can stop the universe from being destroyed, the radical so-called “nuclear physicists” who tell us that nothing really exists appear to have hit a tipping point. The revelation that the Large Hadron Collider was shut down last month allows the American public to finally understand the concerns so many of us have articulated on this issue.

“Quantum-gate,” as this incident has become known, exposes a highly-politicized scientific circle at the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) – the same circle whose work underlies efforts to foist a bizarre worldview on the public that reflects a socialistic view of the behavior of subatomic particles and cats and threatens lead us down a slippery slope toward fascism.
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And my favorite:

She’s afraid that Obama’s sorcerors are going to come to your house and change your quantum state!

She’s not smart enough to be that crazy.

Why do people have to affix a “-gate” suffix to every goddamn thing?

Otherwise the cat will get out of the box duh.

I have to stop reading quotes from her. I can feel my brain breaking just a little bit more each time.

Ahem. Poe’s Law.

See I have the opposite reaction. She makes me feel like part of an intellectual elite.

Primates?

I thought (metaphorical) cats were kept in bags.

Joke fell flat, try another.

I think she was making a sly allusion to Schroedinger’s, which he keeps in a box.

Makes you wonder whether Justin’s dick is both hard and soft at the same time.

Um, this is a parody, right? Much too measured for Michelle On Wheels to have written. Not screechy crazy enough. As such, I’d give it an A for concept, but C for execution… see not Batshit screechy enough.

Otherwise, she’d have to support condoms?

Scroedinger? Is that you?

Your damn cat did/didn’t shit in my yard again :eek:

Maybe it did.
Maybe it didn’t.

Wow, that didn’t even make sense. Wtf is she trying to say?

Clearly I am not trying hard enough.

I once a movie about that. But Obama was played by a short kid with round-rimmed eyeglasses.

You know, I’m just going to have to agree with you there. I hate it when that happens.

I’m going to read the link in the OP, but first, let me get this off my chest:

I thought that there couldn’t be a fraction of a quantum. :confused: