::Sua’s been quietly sitting in a corner at the party, kinda lurking::
Sua: Hmm, nobody’s thrown any food at me yet. Wonder why not. Wellp, I’ll say something insulting and then the food will fly!
Sua (yelling): Hey Milo, congrats!! A thousand posts and you STILL haven’t said anything intelligent!!
Sua (puzzled): That didn’t work - nobody threw anything at me. In fact, they’re all just nodding their heads. 
** Happy Thousandth, Milo!! ** 
Sua
Excuse me, purple darling …
The truth will set you free, Sua.
It will also get you THIS!
(Opens fire with a Super-Soaker filled with maraschino cherry juice, powered by a car battery.)
Hi Milo! Congrats!
Here, I brought my World Famous Mango-Pickle-Tuna Surprise. Where should I put it?
Oh good heavens, no, you don’t think I brought this s*** toeat, did you? This is ammo! I brought Cheesy Poofs to eat.
And to answer the question that will inevitably be asked, yes, I’m a natural redhead.
Ooooooooooooohh. A party!!! Hey, who ate all the fudgicles?
Congratulations Milo!
:: hoping nobody will notice the funky tan lines on her butt ::
Sterling, hon, I just couldn’t let this slide by…made me laugh!
Milo: Happy 1000!
LUUUUUUUVVVV THAT PUDDIN’!!!
Congrats on your 100th post Milo, may you have many more to come.
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I brought a “make-your-on-banana-split” platter - always a hit at parties. Cold vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, cherries, whipped cream
Forget the Ice cream…but I do have the banana, and I am sure one of you ladies has a bowl I could put it in. 
…want to team up? Between your car battery Cherry juice squirter and my air compressor whipped cream gun we could stand back-to-back and be untouchable. I’ll spray them with cream, and you take care of the cherries…
Excuse me, but is this the meeting of the Bible Thumpers of the Free South?
Watch out virgins, Milo’s taking care of cherries!!!
Happy 1000th Milo!
<lee walks into the room and disrobes>
Where are the ham rollups? I love those little things!
Happy 1000 Milo!
Awww … so kind of you all to show up.
As downhill as my ‘real life’ seems to be going, I should be at 2000 posts by the 4th of July.
Ready lurkerno? PHASE THREE!
(pulls lever, releasing giant vats of ice cream and chopped nuts from the ceiling.)
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
The World’s Largest, Writhing, Human Sundae!
Geez, it sure got chilly in here all of a sudden. My hi-beams are on.
walks in wearing his birthday suit and a grin
Congrats Milo. Going to four figures is a good thing. looks Milo up and down
Then again maybe you’ve already got a few too many…
Evening all. I’ve brought vegimite (guerilla warfare in food fights), chicken twisties and pavolova.
launches a pav accross the room at one of the many pretty ladies present (I don’t know which I’m not looking at faces yet) Hey PB!!!
Oooh those tan lines ARE funky Mega. How did you get them in that pattern?
Our opponents have frapped out!
Hmm, maybe the next time we should drop chicken wings and shoot buffalo sauce and bleu cheese…
Hey, who said make love, not war…
Congrats Milo!!! And such good posts, also (well, mainly). Ok, ladies, the “wolf” is here, the waiting is over. 
Look, I got a squirter that fires warm massage oil!