Milo's 1000th Post Nude Potluck and Food Fight

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Welcome. Disrobe at the door please.

Cold stuff is fine, but please, nothing warmer than room temperature. No ‘flying hot gravy,’ for example. (A great name for a band, however.)

We have assorted alcoholic beverages and hors d’oeuvres such as ham roll-ups, cheese and crackers, and those teeny little cocktail weenies – oh, sorry, Coldfire. You had the tray a little close to your, uh, Netherlands.

The room is appropriately plasticked. Have at 'er!

(Downs a tequila shot in memory of Wally and grabs a big bowl of chocolate pudding – wearing a Speedo, just in case no one else decides to strip down …)

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Congratulations, Milo!

Alright, the first “Small Penis” joke has been made already. But why do you have TITS, Milo?

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I’m not taking my clothes off until some women arrive. But that 7 layer dip looks pretty good.

BTW, congarats on the milestone.

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Congrats, Milo! Just remember Cyn’s hard-learned lesson: never fry bacon while nude. Where can I put this jello salad?

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I brought a “make-your-on-banana-split” platter - always a hit at parties. Cold vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, cherries, whipped cream… hey, what kind of party did you say this was?

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I love the idea of the banana split…but I don’t see any bana…ohhhhhhh, I get it now. Clever, clever girl. I’m gonna stick with you.

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Happy 1000th Milo.

::Throwing handfuls of mashed potatoes and potato chips at everyone::

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::Takes off shirt. The glare nearly blinds all who dare to look upon the white chest of Aglarond. Appologetically puts shirt back on::

Whoa. Sorry guys. I think I’ll hit a tanning booth or something and come back.

Congrats Milo. Just 987 more posts and I can have one of these, too. Almost there.

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I snuck into the party room last night and filled several large bathtubs with chocolate pudding. That should help the party atmoshpere …

kiss Congrats!

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Nice party, Milo. Are high and mighty, squirel-felching putzes like me allowed? I promise I won’t complain, at least not until I get drunk.

Hand me a six-pack and a bottle of tequila, will ya?

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:wanders in wearing nothing but a smile and heads over to the buffet to check out KimKatt’s banana split selection:

Happy 1000th, Milo!

chrisbar

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Bacon grease in not a suitable substitute for tanning oil.
I should know.

Congrats

SterlingNorth

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Thanks to all of you early arrivers.

Coldie: A Man-zere is an appropriate 1000th-post gift, you know.

OK, this party is still far too neat.

(Belly-flops into one of Brunetter’s pudding-filled tubs)

Oh, sure, I may look silly, but you’re now all speckled.

HEY! BACK OFF! - That’s NOT a fudgicle!

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Ever seen what you get when you attach an air compressor and paint sprayer to a warehouse store size container of Cool Whip?

** FWOOOOSH!!! **

Brunetter, can we reload with some pudding?

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:: passing out whipped cream canisters ::

REAL whipped cream, none of that nasty fake stuff, neither

WOO-HOO!

(see the sig line, friends.)

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:: ultress slanters into the room :: (I just learned how to slanter by the way)

Drops the robe at the door.

:: slanters over to the food table ::
Who is the dork in the chocolate pudding bath?? Oohhh excuse me Milo, didn’t recognize you there guy. Happy 1000th.

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Wandering in wearing only a very skimpy bikini <purple, natch!>, purplebear heads for the table with all of the goodies, especially the banana split stuff. :stuck_out_tongue:

Then, decides to check out the tubs of chocolate pudding.
Say, Milo! Are you really that glad to see li’l ole me? :wink: What do you mean, it’s not a fudgicle? Mind if I join you in this tub?

And, real whipped cream, KimKatt? Give me some, please! Yummmm… oops! I just dropped it all over my front!
I know, you said leave the clothes at the door, but I’m shy. No, really. I am. Honest!
Happy 1000th, Milo!!

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Happy 1000, Milo!

::hands over a bottle of Crown Royal and some Cubanos::

Thanks for the invitation! Where’s the baby oil? I’ve got a few kinks to iron out :slight_smile:

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walks in wearing a smile

Congrats, Milo!!!

And Mr. C…need any help working out those kinks? wanders over flexing her fingers and smiling

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::Returns from tanning with 2nd degree burns from using hot bacon grease as a tanning lotion. Chest is no longer white::

Here’s some of my world famous cheese dip. Enjoy.