Would any of you guys like to buy a time-share? Get an unsecured credit card? Enlarge your penis?
I won’t be able to help you with any of that. I’ll be calling on behalf of PBS and stuff like that.
And the party will be seated under the name “Cecil Adams.”
VV, I sent you a soap-related e-mail.
Smooth. Fuzio’s. 7 pm.
I plan to be there.
But I can’t get to the city early as promised. I have some important and depressing errands to run, so I may have to just show up around 7.
Is it cool if I bring a friend?
See you all lata.
Frienda are welcome. Hell, I’m gonna end up bringing my girlfriend. She came back to town earlier than expected.
See y’all tonight.
Fine, rub in our faces that you have a “friend.” Well LA-DI-DA!
Hey, vougue since the soap is for my girlfriend, can you place it in an inconspicuous brown paper wrapper, preferably marked “Not Porn”?
Oh the weather outside is frightful…
But I’m going to try to be there.
I suppose you want the book about male multiple-orgasm also labeled “not porn”?
The weather outside is frightful…
I’m not at all sure that driving up from Palo Alto is a good idea today… thoughts?
Nah, I’m sure she’ll eventually notice… why postpone the inevitable?
If you see this in time, you can ride with me.
I wish you would’ve…we all had a great time. (um, right?) I did anyway. Thanks to everyone who turned out!
Except for voguevixen’s merciless bashing of my beloved digital camera, I was very happy!
And thanks everyone for waiting for my late ass to show up before ordering, which I failed to say at the time.
And thanks to vogue for my ADULT ITEMS.