Minnesota Vikings, thank you for fulfilling my expectations

Sorry. Linkety-link.

Quit yer whining.

It could be a hell of a lot worse, like the teams some other people have to deal with.

You have to hold on to the little victories, like helping Eric Dickerson hold his record.

The whole staff was fired, Sofa King? That’s brutal. But not unexpected. I wonder who’s next?

Well, Steelerphan, according to ESPN, not only did McGinnis and his boys get the axe, but Buffalo’s Gregg Williams and Chicago’s Dick Jauron also got put on ice today. The Butch Davis and the Browns sent three assistant coaches packing. Jim Fassel of the Giants got his pink slip earlier.

Bill Callahan managed to coach the Raiders into the basement by losing the hotly contested Stinker Bowl against San Diego yesterday and is widely thought to be cleaning out his locker. (That game was celebrated in proper fashion, with 66 fans being kicked out of the stadium and 54 arrested.) San Diego says they intend to stick with Marty Shottenheimer.

Dave Wannstedt is probably a little bit uncomfortable right now. There were rumors that Washington’s Steve Spurrier might be taking over his job. Uncharacteristically, Dan Snyder has said he has no plans to let Spurrier go.

Oh, and by the way, I’m pissed that Minnesota lost. I more or less transferred my allegiance to the Vikings this year since Washington was fucking up so badly. I fear that the shroud of doom which follows all of my favorite teams was unwittingly transferred to Minneapolis. Did you see those three missed field goals and two out of bounds kickoffs by Virginia Tech the other night? That was me.

Next war we get into, I’m thinking of rooting against the United States, just to make certain that we win.

Wow, a busy day. What do McGinnis, Fassel, and Jauron have in common? They beat the Vikings.

Any word on Callahan or Schottenheimer?

Oh Good sweet Jesus. You threw your backing to the Vikes cuz the Foreskins had a bad year? There’s nothing forcing you to join the Packer nation, but if you’re rooting for an NFC North team, keep in mind that the at least the Bears and Lions have won titles. The Red Sox have nothing on the Vikings.

OK, I swear to try to stop gloating. Not meant to to be gloating, but I’m blinded by euphoria.

NurseCarmen, from what I’ve seen and read Callahan is out. I suspected that when he said they were the stupidest team. Al “Satan Spawn” Davis was probably more than a little miffed at that.

An aside, Jauron was hosed. He’s got the QB I wanted the Pack to take. Chicago, God strike me dead for saying it, has a future. And McGinnis? It was pretty much common knowledge he was fired when he signed the contract. When the ownership changes in Phoenix, the Cards may have a chance. But McGinnis will be elsewhere next year.

Another aside. I read the transcript of Mike Tice’s post-game interview. He said his first concern over everything was how his wife and daughter felt. (Second lightning incoming) Tice is a class act. I can genuinly say I like him as a person. I won’t even go into punk ass bitch Hovan’s quote.

Okay, now I’m curious. What was the p.a.b.'s quote?

http://www.grandforks.com/mld/grandforks/sports/7588814.htm

First link attrempt, hope it works. 4th line from bottom.

“I’m too sad to talk”, he said. “I’ve never felt like this in my life.”

Wonder if he still has Favre’s jersey hanging in his locker.

Damnit, I said I was going to stop gloating. Maybe when the laughter subsides I can.

You’ve got a week to gloat. Your team is going to be Holmgren’s bitch on saturday. The Seahawks think they got LUCKY by drawing the Packers instead of the Vikes. Look for Favre to throw five interceptions.

But hey…maybe the Packer fans can take out Bret’s mom to fire him up for the playoffs. They did kill a Packer coach’s dog once.

You mean like they did back in October?

I’m not asking for a ban, I actually kinda like arguing with you (In RL I may even buy you a beer), but I’ve seen bans for much less. Taking out his mom? I’ll just trust you were fired up. Better luck next year. :wink:

still laughing I swear I’m TRYING to stop.

It wasn’t a death wish just a tasteless joke. Sorry for any offense, I was just trying to smack talk.

Like I said, I wasn’t asking for you to be banned, but I’ve seen it happen for less. Maybe just depends on the mod and what mood he/she is in? Alas, this isn’t GD, I’m going away for awhile.

For better or worse, i am a Minnesota Vikings fan and will always be, but after yesterday’s game i couldn’t help but remember the classic exchange between a sportswriter and (then) Tampa Bay coach John McKay:

Sportswriter: “What do you think of your team’s execution?”

McKay: “I’m in favor of it.”

And i don’t think there is a better quarterback than Farve when he’s on his game…

octothorpe, this is not gloating, I just had to tell you since it may make you smile.

I’m sitting here drinking a Bacardi/Coke. Innocently looking through the GQ and Pit posts. I put the glass to my mouth, take in the sweet nectar (sorry AA folks, I’ll join you soon) and as I try to swallow I read your post. All over my fucking keyboard and screen! Through my nose!

E-mail me so I can give you the address to send the money to.

done laughing, moving on to enjoying.

BTW, I’ll be at Lambeau on Sunday. Anyone want thier name on a sign? (It’s good to have relatives with season tickets)

Nope, guess I’m not done laughing. I do offer an apology to true Vikings fans, I know what gloating opponents feels like. But I’ve had my nephew, car and house damaged by Viking fans AFTER THEY WON! This is just too good. I think my mom had something to do with it. I suspect she met Irvin Favre at the Pearly Gates and said, “let’s do something special for both our sons”.

Sorry, just an attempt to keep the flames at bay. Go ahead and pit mom. You didn’t know her, so I won’t take it personal.

Go Packers!

Argh! the last part of that previous post was inflammatory(sp?) wasn’t it? I trust you all know how to take it and the spirit in with it was written.

3 post in a row ( I hope nobody is typing now) let’s make it 4 so I can pit myself for multiposting.

Disclaimer - duffer is not representative of the typical Packer Fan. The typical Packer Fan is way more obnoxious.
I am one so I shall close the mouth.

Can you put my name on your sign?

Details?