Misfits of the SDMB

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
41
  • I’m an 18 yo uni student.
  • I don’t know anything about computers.
  • I don’t like sci-fi (other than the recently-read HHGTTG :))
  • I don’t do anything on the net other than frequent the SDMB and read my email.
  • I like clubbing.
  • I haven’t read LOTR.
  • I’ve only met one other doper IRL.
  • I sometimes give in to my sinful desire to read Cosmo (I know, kill me now!)
  • I’m a sports freak. (Not that I’m really good at sports…)
42

I…
Oh, who the hell cares, I don’t like talking to any of you jerks anyway.

43

A cheerleader once beat me up.

What’s “Lord of the Rings?”

I have never seen a Monty Python TV show or movie.

I once had a mullet.

My knowledge of computers stops at the “On” button.

I believe it doesn’t get any better than Maxim Magazine.

44

Originally posted by I_Dig_Bad_Boys

I think you are missing the point. You might not fit in out there, but here in this little cyber freak-gallery, you are par for the course, whitebread, milquetoast. Sorry.

45

I own a mansion and a yacht.

46

I make tuna sandwiches on the local equvalent of Wonder Bread, and like it!

I watch sitcoms.

I have a wonderful relationship with my mother and sisters.

47

I have a suntan.

48

I read all of the Lord of the Rings books (but not the Hobbit), and HATED it. It draws on too long. Like the movies though.

49

I don’t hate telemarketers.

I think debating evolution vs. creation is a complete waste of time. Ginger vs. Maryanne makes more sense.

I like the “Simpsons”, but not to the point of worship. Same for the “Sopranos” and “Pulp Ficton”

I would never think of using the term “asshat” “turdburgler” or “fucknuckle” now, or for the rest of my life.

I don’t hate disco, or the 70s.

I don’t care if Bush or anyone else mispronounces words. And I think making light of it, or starting a pit thread about it is childish and immature.

50

I’ve never seen Monty Python.
I’ve never read LOTR and couldn’t finish The Hobbit.
I’ve never read Harry Potter.
I listen to country music.
I like Patrick Swayze movies (even the bad ones).
I hate beer.

51

Everything I know about LoTR I learned from watching the SouthPark LoTR episode.

I knit a Santa Sweater for my poodle last Christmas.

I tried to play The Sims once; and the characters mocked me!

52

Braille screen

[insert Ray Charles Smilie]

53

I, too, dislike beer.

I rarely read fiction. I have never read a sci-fi novel.

I was bored druing the LoTR movie.

I don’t listen to much music. My radio is tuned to NPR.

I don’t eat fast food, and thus can rarely contribute to Pit Rants about their poor service/quality.

54

My penis is of normal size.

55

I read The Hobbit and LOTR…when I was 12.
I own several computers…and didn’t build a single one of them.
I’m a gamer…you did mean the pencil and paper kind, yes?
I read Sci-Fi…at a rate of about 1 SF to 1000 normal fiction.
I’m good at coding…I can even spell PC!
I laugh at Monty Python…fans.

I think I fit in quite nicely, don’t you?

:smiley:

56

  1. Married

  2. Kid

  3. I only read the boards to see if somebody has responded to one of my posts. I care not what anyone else has to say.

  4. Never read…that guy…Heinekin?..Hindlick?..Hineleinen?..Heenweiner?..Hinderlinder?..

  5. Sex regularly

57

See, there’s this whole “LOTR” thing …

It took me weeks, nay, months to figure out what in the HELL people were talking about when they abbreviated “LOTR”

But, I’ve built computers, I work in a technical field, I’ve spent far too much time watching Star Trek and the various offspring, and I am an inveterate geeky, nerdy, gay guy who can’t dance.

OK, so now I’m confused, do I FIT or misfit?

I’m going to bed now - and continue reading Manifold:Origin (having finished Manifold:Time and Manifold:Space)

:smack:

58

See, and then there’s the Harley …

Now I’m even more confused.

Maybe I don’t fit in anywhere?

Bed!

59

Lessee . . .[ul][li]I have never watched Seinfeld or Friends;[/li][li]My home-built-but-not-from-the-dumpster computer still has a 5¼" disk drive;[/li][li]Even though this is probably the only chance I’ll ever have, I’m not going to do it;[/li][li]I’d rather live in Montana than California;[/li][li]I’d rather live in Alaska than Montana;[/li][li]I used to program in RPG (and still know how).[/li][/ul]But why go on? The list is endless.

60

OOh! oooh! I know. I 'd forgotten a few. What a fool I am.

I am truly a misfit on the SDMB, for I know none of the inside jokes. NONE!

Examples.
…What is a wally? what the hell is that smiley for? Whyyyy?

…and what the freak is “Hi Opal?”
I do not know. There is so much I do not know. Must fill head.