Ludovic
September 28, 2023, 12:12am
19
Bumping this with a classic. No, it isn’t about someone who, despite previously thinking they never would, now habitually goes to movies featuring Johnny Depp.
Yaaarrrrharharrr!!!
I mean, what the fuck! 15 bucks for tickets, 5 bucks for popcorn and half a FUCKING hour of previews and ads, a sanctimonious message about how pirating movies is illegal and a toll free number to dob your friends in, and TWO more trailers before the movie starts??
I WISH I was exagerating. The entire theatre was grumbling near the end of the neverending avalanche of sales pitches. When the don’t pirate movies ad came on some guy yelled “sorry!” and everyone cracked up.
Pi…