Haha! Sorry about that gross image.
Whenever I see the thread “Ask the guy who is pretty good at SF Story Identification”, I keep thinking it means “…San Francisco story identification”.
If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear a space helmet over your hair
What kind of people would Dune’s gom jabbbar test select for IRL?
This thread title looks to me like griffin1977 had a stroke mid-sentence.
I mean I could have phrased it better,I’m sure. But not sure how off the top of my head.
You could have used one less ‘b’ in ‘jabbbar’, I suppose.
Um, I want to normalize gaussian distributions, so that I can find the confidence levels…
When the doc asks “Did you fail?” - what do they want to know?
They’re just trying to make you feel bad for not sticking to the diet plan.
Before I actually read the thread, I thought the poster was declaring today to be a new holiday in honor of the new kitty. And since there’s no “a” before “Holiday” I hear it in a bad Russian accent.
Natasha make Holiday for Boris’ kitty. Boris so happy! Even squirrel likink new kitty.
And now there’s a new thread, “How’s your balance?” And I keep thinking it’s asking about our bank account balances.
I thought this sad thread would be a lament that people don’t write things like “plop” and “kaboom” anymore.
https://boards.straightdope.com/t/western-writers-widely-recognized-as-master-stylists
I was all set to recommend Louis L’Amour and Zane Grey…
Oh, must be one of those new tobacco/vaping things…
My interpretation involved rabbits.
Not a thread here, but in the same spirit as this thread, I just saw a clickbait headline that read “Trump Impersonator Goes to Chick-Fil-A in a Black Democratic Hood. What Happened Next Will Shock You.”
I had to think for a while before I figured out what “black Democratic hood” meant. I kept thinking the guy was wearing a black garment on his head with Democratic slogans printed on it or something.
How could Hertz be so short-sighted about renting Eva?
She seemed nice, but all I really wanted was a small sedan without any accessories.
Perfect soundtrack for their next movie.
A small thing, but I keep seeing Ah fear Panera is doomed, as though a southerner is worried that his access to chocolate croissants will end.
Tell me how airplane movie watching works - headphone related
I keep thinking the poster is asking how to watch the movie Airplane!