This one gets me: Why did my coflex bondage stop sticking to itself? Blister Care.
I get to the part about bondage, think “hmm, this might be an entertaining and educational thread”, next comes “stops sticking to itself”, which would be a problem, and now along comes “Blister care” and the brakes in my mind go “Screeech!!! WTF??1!” as it slams into reverse trying to make sense of this whole thing.