Misread thread titles

Can you please advise me about garden hoses and also my genitalia?

Sounds like a kinky experiment gone painfully wrong!

Also, although not a misread thread title, dang it, this has to be recorded somewhere. The thread in IMHO, “How Do You Know You’re Drunk?”, was revived after 12 years by a new post containing this informative observation that helps answer the question:

The 190 proof I have rn i very clean, very clean