How about The Stannic Rites of Dracula?
Are all Indiana-ians multi-lingual?
No, many of them barely speak one language.
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Mr. Jackson, I expect you to diet. Wait, this isn’t about that other misread thread in which I think they’re talking about eating 30 min eggs?
Well done.
I read it as:
Who wants 30 mini eggs?
So, hummingbird eggs? Or even insect or spider eggs?
Dragline: Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
Luke: I thought it was a nice round number.
I think @EinsteinsHund discovered a loophole Luke totally could have exploited. The bet never specified that they had to be chicken eggs.
True, but being in prison I think coming up with 50 hummingbird eggs would have been a bit tricky.
Surely, for eggs 48 would be a rounder number than 50.
My thoughts exactly. I thought maybe it was like a potato gun only with pickles. That would be the real dill.
You say pickle, I say puckle.
You say fickle, I say …
Let’s call the whole thing off. Before somebody gets pregnant.
I clicked on that thread a few hours ago, and read the description in the OP, and thought “Huh, I wonder why it’s called a pickle gun.” I only realized just now, when I saw it in this thread, that I realized it’s Puckle, not pickle.
And yes, before I clicked on the thread I had the same thought as @Lucas_Jackson and was picturing something like a potato gun, but with pickles.
I’d think a fuckle gun would need to fire intact jumbo dill pickles.
ouch!
Dave Barry once wrote about the time that he and several fellow journalists all working at the time for the Miami Herald constructed a potato cannon. They took it to the roof of the building and fired it.
Barry told this story to illustrate the difference between “guys” and “men”. Men constitute about half of the population which includes mature adult males, but also includes a large subset called “guys” who love exploding objects and do this sort of thing. They may also drive loud cars with tin-can mufflers.
Canadians and comedy acts you’ve seen
I will refrain from making any jokes about present or former prime ministers.
Sure, why not, there are some great punk rock songs for Halloween. How about these two ditties?
Really? I’d think most men would appreciate a male doc for that part of their anatomy.
And here I misread your misreading, and assumed it was “I put male ufologists”…