Misread thread titles

Mass of an Election

Is that just the mass of all the paper ballots, or all the election materials, or of the vote counting machines…?

Mass of an Electron

I misread as “Mass of an Erection”

Is there a generational difference in southern marmots

Yes. Nowadays the young ones just want to hang out at the beach and work on their tans.

Maui: Shadow Lord

I’m picturing a Star Wars / Hawaii 5-0 crossover.

Or Star Wars / Moana.

What? Cats are luxury items? Ok, I guess.

Just ask them.

And you will get smug indifference…

Add up what they cost to own & maintain. Yup, luxury.

Have you seen what vet bills are like lately?