Misread thread titles

Mass of an Election

Is that just the mass of all the paper ballots, or all the election materials, or of the vote counting machines…?

Mass of an Electron

I misread as “Mass of an Erection”

Is there a generational difference in southern marmots

Yes. Nowadays the young ones just want to hang out at the beach and work on their tans.

Maui: Shadow Lord

I’m picturing a Star Wars / Hawaii 5-0 crossover.

Or Star Wars / Moana.

What? Cats are luxury items? Ok, I guess.

Just ask them.

And you will get smug indifference…

Add up what they cost to own & maintain. Yup, luxury.

Have you seen what vet bills are like lately?

Who wants 30 man eggs?

I think your biology is confused. And even if it wasn’t, the idea of Man Eggs Benedict is distinctly unappealing.

I’ve heard of a hard-boiled detective, but that’s ridiculous. :zany_face:

Fucking pullovers

Why can’t Brits just call them “sweaters,” like God intended?

Your Hoopoe of Necessity

For good luck or such I’d imagine.

[Yes, it is on my life list after seeing some in S. Africa]

Anybody else suing in a quartet?

No, I’ve been part of some class action suits, but the classes were always more than four people.

Fleecing the United States

I thought this was a thread about the Orange One and the current regime.

I misinterpreted it as being one of those periodic threads about how and when people are thinking of openly emigrating, rather than a thread about the logistics of secretly leaving.

Yeah, I do a moderator cringe every time I see that thread in FQ, but it’s about how one specific person actually did it, which is a fair factual topic.

We have a thread for that too. :slightly_smiling_face:

Challenge us with a non-ferrous line from a movie

*This is gold…All my life I’ve been in love with its color… its brilliance, its divine heaviness."