Misread thread titles

I saw this as, "FILES, how to get rid of."

In my office, they usually get lost–misfiled–on their own.

While I just misread it as “fleas”…

Hehehe, I kept misreading it as “files”, as well. I kept thinking “Throw it in the bitbucket or use the shred command, or if it’s physical just shred it and burn the confetti?”

Roger Bannister has died I was probably prepared to misread this due to the recent thread on the mile run record being broken.