Misread thread titles

‘Lowans’ are people who are intensely brand-loyal to big box hardware store Lowe’s. What’s wrong with you people? There’s a Home Depot right across the street!

JK-- I prefer shopping Lowe’s for certain things, and for some things I need, like our reverse osmosis filters, Lowe’s has them but Home Depot does not.

Mycelium bait

Lots of things can be used to catch the wily Mycelium. Fruit or cheese neglected for too long, old pastry - forget just about anything in the back of the fridge, and they’ll come a-oozin’.

Devastating foods in Southeastern Missouri

From what I hear, the St. Paul sandwich is pretty barf-esque.

My eyeballs turned this into a question about “arranged marriages.”

Right.

Carry on.

Are EM waves addictive like sound waves? Or do they remain distinct?
I presume that getting addicted to sound waves is when you just need to play the same song over and over.

The “AI data centaurs” looks interesting! Very Cyberpunk or Shadowrun. Oh, wait.

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ai-data-centres-datacenters-in-space

Please show me “a small intestine house”…

Look, I know the small intestine house movement is trendy, and it’s probably good for the environment and all, but I’m just not ready to give up my large intestine house.

Chiropractor Invasion

Help! Help! An overload of woo, and they’re hurting my bones…

Not a thread title here, but on my Facebook feed I swore I saw a headline that said “18-year-old dies after failing at California dream.” I had to reread it like three times before I realized it said “18-year-old dies after falling at California dam.”

Time machine, loot making question

Charge 'em $29.95 to go anywhere at any time they want. Once they’re stuck in 1858 Detroit, demand $1 million for the return trip.

Along the same lines, and from the same thread, this passage:

I read read as “they’d have to be beheaded”.

Equal parts misinterpreted and misread, but since technically I was 2 letters off it will go here…

Are there any valid, logical reasons why the Haradrim should not have to serve in the IDF?

Because they live in a completely different dimension full of elves, hobbits, trolls, wizards, and orcs, orcs, thousands of orcs?

[Never heard what is being referred to by the actual spelling, some Jewish sect or profession or something Israeli]

The flag reads “Please Tread On Me”

Why does the board keep me from posting URLs?

Tell me about the “bacon bully” sandwich

Never heard the actual term (with the double t’s) before, when I realized that is how it was actually spelled figured it was a Britishism or something, and it was.

End Birthright Citizenship for Tomatoes Act

Agreed.

The KKK Atomic “Bomb” Ring

Yikes!

What hood-lum started that?

When did charging laptop batteries become hard?

I dunno, I just plug it in. Doesn’t seem very hard.