Misread thread titles

James Watt Space Telescope successfully launches

Why the @#$% would they name a telescope after Reagan’s interior secretary whom everybody hated?
Oops. Watt, Webb, whatever.

Al Frankens betrayer possibly found

Let’s imagine for a moment that there was no colorization

What? Colorizing old black-and-white movies is still a thing? :confused:

is a DOOM dopefest possible?

Yes. It’s been multi player since the late 90s.

Teeny little upstairs demons on new homes

(squeaky voice) “Get out of the house!”

Groping your bookmarks

Yep, #ThemToo.

Getting a Message to a Poisoner

Is Bread not considered Virginian?

No, it’s for those degenerates from the Carolinas.

I read that one as “Is bread not considered virgin?”

I sure hope my bread is virgin. I’m not sure I want to imagine what non-virgin bread would be.

Let’s take stock of children

We should talk about storks

Ok, birds are interesting…

My daughter ate my homework question (math/trigonometry)

My cats windows open

Young People With Landmines

I regularly misread the word “title” as “titties”. At first this thread scanned as “Miserable thread tittys”

LotR: Why didn’t Sauron make Eleven rings?

Young people with landmines

I just hope they don’t take them on spring break.

Came here to post exactly this. And it keeps happening, even now that I know what it really says.

Huh. I misread it the same way. I am not a LotR fan, so the question made sense to me. I wonder what the real title is… (you didn’t leave a link…)

Elven instead of Eleven. I also read eleven.