When I do it, my jar lids are always satisfied.
Every time I scroll past Browns Gas for ICE in the Comments on Cecil’s section I think “that seems like a racist way to describe a protest against immigration law enforcement”
When You Join A Cheese Club, Do You Just Walk In, Sit Down, And Play?
Hands off my Havarti, you perv!
Water for various cops
For some reason I keep seeing " Bitcoins; what are you expecting when Charles becomes King?"
Will Charles abolish the pound and make Bitcoin the official currency of the UK?
I saw “Britons: what are you expecting when Christ becomes King?”
Seemed like more of a GD topic…
I was quickly scrolling through and somehow read
Do You Know Anything About Your Great Grandparents?
As
Do You Know Anything About Your Chess Grandmasters?
Scrolling too quickly I thought I saw “Huge Fire in the Box”.
Also, “What’s your favorite part of a car?” Which is funny, because as I recall someone else keeps misreading the long running car thread as “What’s the most interesting cat you saw today?”
And today I thought I saw “Feline Facial Stubble”. Actual thread is Feminine Facial Stubble. I momentarily wondered how a cat would have stubble.
In the UK, is the term “shite” frequently used?
Quite a bit, actually.
Momentarily thought someone was expressing a VERY unpopular sentiment here:
Prince Andrew to lose HRH and military titles – just heartbreaking
The previous three submissions make for a pretty gross “successive thread titles” example. 
Can I glaze a nut to feed metal to a cashier on a cart?
Not a candy-making question…
I had no idea there was a sport called “cricket rolling.”
Smartwatch usage and killer apes
Once they figure out Bluetooth, we’re doomed.