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Do you live in a giant horse? What do you do with it?

Invade the Trojans?

Cat-sharing

Help! I accidentally boiled a racist!

Human Vegan recipes

Hybrid vigor makes for a delicious meal?

Grass-fed meat is always better!

Actors who are seen as often “playing with themselves”

Do you live in a giant’s house? What do you do with it [the Giant whose house you’re living in]?

Funny.

Amazon warehouse damaged by tomato

Alcoholic in training.

I’ve heard the regular Friday night performance reviews in the bar can be quite gruelling.

The World’s Largest Catsup Bottle is not far from there.

https://www.catsupbottle.com/

Do you live in a giant hose? What do you do with it?

I try not to keep it coiled up, because it makes me dizzy going from room to room. And I run like hell when they turn the water on.

Warning: Cats!

I think mine makes just as much sense; some cats do require a warning. And we had a thread about the French equivalent not too long ago.

Elections while cuddling/spooning

Holding on to one you love makes a bad election loss more bearable.

Smallest but Most Influential Beatle in History

Countdown to Armageddon: Funky preachers in the 1980s

Sock it to me, Al Green!

Finns that changed your perspective on life

I can’t say that Paavo Nurmi has influenced me all that much.

Pekka Lundmark however, has changed my life significantly. He laid me off.

(Pekka Lundmark is the CEO of Nokia)

“Satisfying mason jar lids: Can I do it in a dishwasher?”

There is no scientific evidence linking mason jar ownership to being a perv with a dishwater fetish.