So I picked up a $27 bottle of beer pollen.
[Homer Simpson] Hmmm, beer pollen.[/HS]
What do I do with placenta?
Obviously, use some Placenta Helper.
Ha!!!
God help me, I laughed.
And I just misead your misread title as
Alec Baldwin [accidentally] Kills Crew Member with a Pop Tart.
The ethics of imposing morality on a dog
“Bad dog!”
No, I don’t have any qualms about that.
Boo Boo’s And Mom’s Kiss
I totally did NOT misread this title, but the spurious apostrophe made me think that Mom is making out with Yogi Bear’s buddy.
I pit singing Christians not wearing pants
They get the hose.
Is it the OP not wearing pants, or the Christians not wearing pants?
Is Stalin absolutely necessary?
This got me to 
. Probably because the s was capitalized.
Well, tbf, with Stalin around your cholesterol may not be your most pressing problem…
Man eaters: Do you have any vegetarian meals in regular rotation?
I think you have to be a certain age to even understand why I might read it like that.
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