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Pedophilia with a 5-year-old

Yeeks! Next time I’ll be sure to say “Philly.”

Breaking News: Plane lands safely in CO after dropping pants

Not too silly. Don’t general aviation people call the aerodynamic wheel covers on fixed gear planes “wheel pants”?
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Leaflets are trying to kill the Right

Dead fish as a light sauce

I was expecting a question about making fish sauce, which technically is made out of dead fish.

“Tasing New Bears” - Why would anyone want to do that?

“Star Trek Lower Drecks” - While many of the ST spin-off shows have sucked, this one seems to acknowledge the phenomena.

UK green beer party suggests 6 pm curfew for men

Well, that doesn’t sound like a very festive St. Patrick’s Day!

This is what I came here to say. Great minds think alike!

An uninvited female late night guest

If only… :joy:

“Cheese is gendered?”

Sometimes. Brie and Mozzarella are female, and Monterey Jack - well, that’s obvious.

What is the best wood word for barbecue?

Ummmm… “barbecue”?

Can you be ticketed for infrared speeding?

186,000 miles per second. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

Which outdated costumes should go?

How much of the U.S. Constitution is original material?

So I picked up a $27 bottle of pee pollen

My spectacular waste of time and money on pornography

If you ask me, I don’t think it was a waste at all.

I’m trying to find a connection between the Demon wing of the Louvre and the French ‘Parlement’

I did not know that the Louvre had a demon wing, but now I want to see it.