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Pedophilia with a 5-year-old

Yeeks! Next time I’ll be sure to say “Philly.”

Breaking News: Plane lands safely in CO after dropping pants

Not too silly. Don’t general aviation people call the aerodynamic wheel covers on fixed gear planes “wheel pants”?

Leaflets are trying to kill the Right

Dead fish as a light sauce

I was expecting a question about making fish sauce, which technically is made out of dead fish.

“Tasing New Bears” - Why would anyone want to do that?

“Star Trek Lower Drecks” - While many of the ST spin-off shows have sucked, this one seems to acknowledge the phenomena.

UK green beer party suggests 6 pm curfew for men

Well, that doesn’t sound like a very festive St. Patrick’s Day!

This is what I came here to say. Great minds think alike!

An uninvited female late night guest

If only… :joy:

“Cheese is gendered?”

Sometimes. Brie and Mozzarella are female, and Monterey Jack - well, that’s obvious.

What is the best wood word for barbecue?

Ummmm… “barbecue”?

Can you be ticketed for infrared speeding?

186,000 miles per second. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

Which outdated costumes should go?

How much of the U.S. Constitution is original material?

So I picked up a $27 bottle of pee pollen