Bouncing Betty lives.
Slang terms and idiots that have stood the test of time
I haven’t actually seen Idiocracy, but I understand idiots withstanding the test of time is the main premise of that movie.
Why won’t my Gimli display?
He’s pretty modest, and doesn’t really get going until he faces a horde of orcs.
Well, his desk was stolen by helicopter.
What was it really?
Young people with landlines.
New conspiracy: U.S. was funding Ukrainian “baobabs”
It was a stupid idea, anyway – the Ukraine is WAYYYY outside the viable zone for baobabs
(Should be “biolabs”)
National League Adopts Designated Hitler Rule?
Yes.
One umpire is the Designated Hitler for each game. His decisions are final, there’s no video review and any protests will result in imprisonment.
Should speed up the pace of play.
Thanks! Hilarious. One of my favorite misread titles in a long while.
Turtles under Irish sea with underground roundabout at Isle of Man
The congestion is hellish during rush hour.
Pizza cockfighting
The delivery boys have to be reeeal careful. And not expect a tip.
I was expecting something about someone willing to run a mile to obtain a Camel cigarette. Although I am skeptical of a smoker’s ability to actually run that distance.
Australian Door Kabobs!
It’ll be a struggle getting those monsters on the barbie.
Defending Satan