Misread thread titles

iPhone texting back

I hate it when they become sentient with the new upgrade.

When Are Cities Necessary, And When Are They Not?

^Exactly the one I came here for.

Band names that have a reputation for long lasting goods

I could name a few…

Ha!

Not the Ramones: their goods only last a couple minutes.

:joy: Yeah, better nominate Genesis, Pink Floyd, Yes or some other proggies.

Do Radio Shack Jocks Still Exist?

Nope, everyone at Radio Shack was a nerd.

Yeah, that has to be in the top 10 of thread titles I’ve read the most and still misread every time. It’s not quite “horizontal buttonholes”, but it’s up there.

The Mel Brooks allegations against Trump

“Why didn’t someone tell me his ass was so big?”

Bitter Coffee From Pods? Folgers?

I hope not!

[Sell me (or don’t) on paddling your urine river

It doesn’t sound quite as bad as being up shit creek with or without a paddle, but still yucky.

I found how to make out with an owl

Imagine you are president and Putin nukes KY

In that case, he’s definitely not getting a VIP ticket for the Wildcats’ next home game in Lexington.

So, will Smith punch Chris Rock at the Oscars?

Will he?

Is that famous singer singing backwards?

If so, I am impressed!

Thinking of getting back into serious amateur pornography; play along with me?

Irritated Russian Soldiers

An actual famous (back in the day) singer, singing backward!

An unusual vocal piece which, played backward, actually sounds cool!

I discovered this years ago when I was a young child and had one of those old toy tape recorders that could play stuff backwards. Fast forward to the modern Internet and YouTube era, and I find that someone else has discovered the same, and put it up on YouTube even! GMTA!

Has “literally” literally changed its dictionary meaning?

No, it had a meaning added, which is literally changed but only in a metaphorical sense.