Misread thread titles

I just read “I fucked up Jello” as “I fucked Jello.”

The lead singer of the Dead Kennedy’s?

Is he still alive?

I put this piece of shit that this bunny dumped on the side of the road

Not misread, but every time I see “What is the singlemost useless thing you learned in school?” it is like nails on a chalkboard for me. It is “single most”!

“Eating in a fight.”

It’s what George Costanza would do.

Jimmy Savile saves Netflix

:flushed:

At the end of my rope: PANTY MOTHS

Latex: your thoughts on the term

Me too!

I was just coming here to post the same thing.

Well, actually…

Misheard thread titles”

Blocking Anal

(blocking email)

mmm

Horse brand superior to name brand equivalent?

Yes! Equine Worm-Away Paste™ is my go-to remedy for Covid-19.

I’ll live to regret this, but here’s the Semitic thread

Yeah, I wouldn’t go there.

Do you think emergency pedant service is worth the cost?

I cannot imagine any emergency that would require a pedant, but I’m glad such services exist 'cause, you know, just in case.

Emergency pedant service - Isn’t that actually a fair description of these Boards?

Why does vinegar make me swear?

White vinegar on fish and chips is just wrong! It has to be malt vinegar!

How do marines f*** in their shirt?
I would have thought they were required to undress first.

I really can’t help reading it like this whenever I see the title/
actual thread