You don’t EXPLAIN peanut butter!
You WON’T explain peanut butter.
You can’t explain PEANUT BUTTER!
Real estate purchase clothing - share experiences where it didn’t close?
Are we supposed to dress up when we buy a house?
AL Shortsperson of the Year 2022
I was thinking that “shortsperson” was some kind of woke, gender-neutral term for shortstop…
Cameltoe Surgery Experiences
On second thought, nah.
Here’s one I’ve glanced at and misread more than once:
(Hypothetical) Should the US step in to help America?
Yes. Yes it should.
Middle dick on the mouse
My mouse only has…well, never mind.
Intentionally mis-spelling clock - cunning idea?
It was mis-setting.
Change a diving law
Maybe I’m just in need of more coffee, but for some reason today I keep seeing " Intentionally misspelling cock: Cunning or stupid idea?"
“I have a lot of Pilates spinning in the air.”
It took me until today to realize what the grammar was supposed to be in this pit thread title. I was wondering what “no no’s shorts” were. Like, were they a new version of really short shorts? Then I realized there should have been a colon so that it read “Shop class no-no’s: shorts, [etc]”.
what are the chances of making TNT with these hands
If you’re at all worried about an infirmity or disability making it more difficult to make explosives, how about DON’T.