You don’t EXPLAIN peanut butter!
You WON’T explain peanut butter.
You can’t explain PEANUT BUTTER!
Real estate purchase clothing - share experiences where it didn’t close?
Are we supposed to dress up when we buy a house?
AL Shortsperson of the Year 2022
I was thinking that “shortsperson” was some kind of woke, gender-neutral term for shortstop…
Cameltoe Surgery Experiences
On second thought, nah.
Here’s one I’ve glanced at and misread more than once:
(Hypothetical) Should the US step in to help America?
Yes. Yes it should.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought Beyond Meat Coo was someone’s name.
Middle dick on the mouse
My mouse only has…well, never mind.
Another mis-parsed thread:
Water restriction? Fine! How should I prepare for court?
Intentionally mis-spelling clock - cunning idea?
It was mis-setting.
Change a diving law
Maybe I’m just in need of more coffee, but for some reason today I keep seeing " Intentionally misspelling cock: Cunning or stupid idea?"
What happens when a lawyer files cases after they retire or die
Sweet zombie law talking guy!
“I have a lot of Pilates spinning in the air.”
Misunderstood plurals, or possibly just weird linguini shells
Or is it linguini shelli ?
It took me until today to realize what the grammar was supposed to be in this pit thread title. I was wondering what “no no’s shorts” were. Like, were they a new version of really short shorts? Then I realized there should have been a colon so that it read “Shop class no-no’s: shorts, [etc]”.
what are the chances of making TNT with these hands
If you’re at all worried about an infirmity or disability making it more difficult to make explosives, how about DON’T.
I’m not sure that’s really a problem.