Misread thread titles

I don’t understand otherwise well-meaning liberals who continue to beat meat

Experiences-always behind houses?

Ron Howard 13 Leaves Prime

‘Is hatred towards EV’s due to the belief in a apocalyptic future?’, I keep reading as something to do with Edward the Fifth.

Article in New Yorker about Trump’s internal war with his genitals

Not. Reading. It.

Sex-letter words - change zero to two letters make a new word

Just exactly what is a sex-letter? Is it something found in windings?

//i\\

Lousiana woman forced to either carry headless fetus or travel to Florida for an abortion.

Cat sluggish when accelerating for a while, then it goes away

History’s Greatest Protein Bar → History’s Greatest Porn Star

I needed more coffee…

Confederate Battle Steamers for US Army units. Well, they would be pretty expensive to refurbish, but I guess it would help them cross rivers.

Probability formula for number of trolls to get a particular result

I think it probably depends on how many billy-goats one has.

Question on new car feces.

Not an actual thread title, but I misread the headline of the article in this post as “Two Air France pilots suspended after cock fight”.

And sorry about the double post, but a new thread popped up which I read as…

I can do Amazon Things with my eyes

I honestly thought maybe Amazon had a new gadget that allowed you to shop simply based on your eye movements.

I bet Stephen Hawking could order on Amazon with his eyes, though.

How far down do chain-saw relationships go?

They tend to be short and unfulfilling.

Billionaire Peppers - Whoosh or Weird?

Definitely weird. I mean what is a pepper going to do with all that money?

salsa.

Modem device your parents had that you don’t have now

It was the one that made that annoying connection sound in the 90s.

True that.