Will crickets catch on in the USA?
My garage is already full of the noisy little bastids.
“There’s No Such Thing As A Bad Movie Accident”
I dunno, I thought Speed 2 was one big bad boat accident.
Who’s the belly dancer ? Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly?
Hmmm? I just don’t know.
Thoughtful and Humourous (Pointless Gardening of Products)
I dunno - I thought naming the new penis enlargement pill “Miracle-Gro™” was a stroke of genius.
Most effective personal climate change movies
Besides Frozen?
How about
In the Heat of the Night
Hecklers of the world take heart
The 2024 campaign season is underway, and you can torment the candidates of your choice!
A self-serving movie producer bemoans his inability to make money from immortality
I would have thought making people immortal would be highly profitable.
Voting by hamster wheel!
(Oil) Strange Places and Milestones in the MMP
I’m not really sure what part of the body holds the milestones, nor why you’d oil them. And as for the strange places…
I knew they were trying to get into my head.
Are you a “legal peeper” in the MMP?
I am not sure that is legal anywhere let alone the MMP!
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Regional Differences in Laptop Species
The Rocky Mountain ones are venomous…
I’m not normally the type of person to complain about “cancel culture”, but even I think canceling a pet is going too far.
Why Does Kroger Have So Many Aisles?
I now know it says Aliases but every time I see it, I still see Aisles.
I’m not sure what MCQs are, but I wondered what they had to do with Scranton, PA.