I wonder if the Scantron sheets were made by Dunder Mifflin.
Rise of opioids decreasing profitability of opium puppy farming
Must mix in Doggie Downers or Puppy Uppers with their daily meal, as the case may be.
Do you have an opioid on truffled fries?
Personally I like some ketchup and/or mayonnaise on mine.
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Maybe the puppies would like them.
Good point!
Google Maps used for drowning death. I’m picturing someone hacking the phone of someone they didn’t like who was about to go overseas and pointing their maps to the old school ‘directions’ google had: ‘Step 3- swim across the Atlantic Ocean - 4001 mi’.
Carpool groping.
Smoking Ape.
Bill Maher’s last Friday. Wait, his show’s ending? Never mind, misread title:
Is it kosher to wash my cat’s bowels in a laundromat washing machine?
It’s always a bit tricky putting them back in.
Oh great - possibly one of my most poorly-worded-ever posts, and it happens to appear again. Great. Well, despite the quick derail, some definite clearing up is in order. (a “mistyped post”, if you will)
Essentially, I immediately acknowledged my blunder, as the posts obviously indicate in that P + E thread that I was referencing, whereas BM kept on and on with with his “Biden bad this time with the border” canard. (heh, I probably would’ve gotten a warning had I dug my heels in in that thread like BM did on that topic last Fri.)
I was picturing something like a waitress spilled a drink on him which caused him to lose his focus and make a bad bet or something.
Is it, really? Can I dial 9-1-1 and tell them, “just testing to see if it works,” and it’s okay to do that?
Opps…
The Great Ongoing Revolting Speakership of the 118th Congress
Well we all know that.
Trump requests for money, when you just don’t think it’s a good idea
Well duh, of course it’s not a good idea.
Why don’t tamales like model trains?
My stomach is sending hints that it would like some Mexican food.
Avoiding soldiering by using double-sided conductive tape + shrink tubes
That’s some creative draft-dodging there.
The Great Ongoing Revolving Shakespeare of the 118th Congress
Wow, maybe Congress will learn something from great literature! However, the downfall of Kevin McCarthy and Jim Jordan is hardly Shakespearean tragedy.