Misread thread titles

Man filmed peering into beer tank.

Most of the posts here are misreadings that make the thread title more interesting / unusual. This one is the opposite. It seems pretty mundane. It isn’t really.

Anybody bought a rental TV?

Renting TVs is vanishingly rare these days, although it used to be a thing. I had a look at the OP out of idle curiosity and the first sentence seemed unusual:

I think it may be time for a bit of a size upgrade from my little 16 foot Fun Finder

A 16-foot TV doesn’t sound like it really needs an upgrade, and I’d never heard of a TV called a “Fun Finder”. Then I looked at the thread title more closely. :slight_smile:

I’ve been told to report here for my embarrassing misreading of someone buying a rented RV as someone buying a rented TV. Link.

The Great Ongoing Revolving Spaceship of the 118th Congress

Lost in a galaxy far, far away…

selfreporting here:

Frances Cobain has married Tony Hawk’s son Riley - but that’s not the whole story

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I was soooo happy for Tom Hanks to unload his son …

Why do I always have to clear my nose to view this site?

My sinuses hurt just from scanning thread titles.

I’ve been told to report here to report someone failing to even notice the post directly above the one they made.

Seconded

Star Trek lower drecks

They don’t even rise to the level of red-shirts.

Update on Flags, now just 2 options

Maple Leaf and « other »?

How do you like your fried chicken breeding?

I like a good Rhode Island Red, although leghorn is good too (actually I have no idea what chicken breeds are best for frying, if it even makes a difference).

What is the standard order of operations at MEPS when joining the military?

I got this confused with the other thread about order of operations, especially since “Multiplication, Exponentiation, Parentheses, Subtraction” could be an order of operations.

I don’t care, as long as they do it in private, and don’t scare the horses.

Chiropractors that Don’t Age (and how they explain it, if at all)

A vigorous neck cracking and you’ll stay the same age forever.

Is dingo lingo used anywhere?

The dingo ate your baby?

Favorite non-gore horror movies

I guess Al Gore was unavailable for this one.

His filmography is pretty slim.

Rambo’s tea - love it, hate it, meh, never heard of it?

Now I am picturing Rambo, with an M-16 in one hand, and a teacup in the other, pinky delicately extended.

Help me mount a power trip

Sounded like a fun vacation to me, until I actually read the OP…