Or help me mount a power stripper. 
Hey, this one came up and I read it as “Robot’s Tea” even though I had already read your post.
TMI:
Help me find a thread
Not as hard as a needle in a haystack, I hope.
How about Parents that totally failed.
What’s doubly embarrassing is that I’d already read the title correctly and posted to the thread just an hour before I totally misread the very same title. D’oh!!
Dear God.
British Dopers: Tell Me More About Christmas Pathos
The holidays tend to be depressing for certain Britishers?
Hehe, I read it as “Christmas Parrots”
And I read it as “Christmas Panties”.
I was going to post the same thing!
I figured it was inspired by some recent commentary in the SBF thread, using him (or rather his parents) as a kind of archetype.
I read Christmas pathology. Eeek!
Why is the filth “suggested link” now going back several months?
Probably because of all the smutty threads you’ve been reading. My suggested links are all squeaky clean :::::whistles:::::
Do you foresee a need to upgrade your capitalism soon?
Well, Black Friday is almost here…
Biopsy results are back on Rudolph’s red nose, and it isn’t pretty…
Here’s one which is the actual, if misconstrued, title:
Prick potatoes before microwaving
I thought it was actually “pick” and I was indeed misreading it…
How long before we have 3D printed orgasms?
I’m a luddite; I’ll stick with the old fashioned way, thanks.
Gives a whole new meaning to those fold-out pop-up greeting cards though. Surprise!!! :evil leer:
Goodie. That means that I have the Orgasmatron all to myself.
The “Pink Panther” theme really sucked. 