Request: Replace the BELL button…
Hey, no one told me we Taco bell on demand. Where’s that button again?
Presidents that totally failed
I could name a couple.
I assume/imagine it’s been pointed out numerous times already, but I just saw for the first time
Misread thread titties
I thought this person’s microwave was doing something with even and odd numbers.
Will there ever be a time without capitalizing and what would it look like?
it would look pretty neat, if occasionally confusing. maybe we should try it here on the straight dope?
e.e. cummings already tried it.
At least you didn’t go ahead and post in the thread complaining about the way your parents raised you 
I wonder if that’s ever happened-- somebody writes a post based on a misreading of the thread title? I have seen several posts over the years where someone who presumably had multiple threads open, posts in the wrong one.
Wow, a meta-misread. Nice!
Dunno about that, but there are some posters who have a very hard time making their title actually align with the body of their OP.
Seems like they write a title describing the first thought that popped into their head about [whatever] then as they write & rewrite the OP body their thinking about [whatever] evolves, leaving the OP body about one thing and the title about something else.
I’ve seen lots of posts where it’s evident some later poster read the title, not the OP, none of the intervening posts, and simply replied to the title and only the title. Which reply was a total non sequitur for where the thread was at that point.
So not a misreading, more of a mis-writing. Done by the OP, but exposed by the subsequent posters demonstrating how they fell into the OP’s clever trap.
Need help identifying a Nasal Gun
My explosive sneezes just aren’t getting it done.
Good thing you didn’t misread it as Navel Gun
Don’t shoot your nose off to spite your face.
Be careful with cigarette lighters.
Who does That??!?
Thoughts on my made up crackpot recipe please
Start by making a hat out of foil…
why would I Mistread thread titles?
Sharpening Bluray 1970s Era VHS Or Betamax Video Images
They had Bluray in the 1970s? On VHS and Betamax? Color me perplexed.
Insulting a pipe under the house.
Screw you, pipe!
Nevermind
I’m so confused. What was the double-title joke?
I deleted the post. I guess I will stop linking to the threads from now on since not only does it show up in the thread itself, sometimes I link to posts within the thread by mistake rather than the top of the thread.
(But I initially misread the word “Schloop” as “Schtoop”.)