nevermind
Have you ever heard of Pessimism?
Let me think about that, I’m skeptical.
I don’t believe it will work like you think.
take your time and do it right - this is a moment where ambiguity is a real danger!
“screw you, pipe under the house!”
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(walks off and proceeds to yell at clouds)
I was just coming here to say that.
Nobody likes that stupid pipe.
I’m so tired.
This post belongs here:
Why are rice cookers asymptomatic?
Because they’re vaccinated?
Just What is so Disgusting about Dogs?
Well, let’s see…among other things, they sometimes slobber and drool, roll around in filth and mud, sniff other dogs’ butts, lick their own butts, then they might try to lick your face right after that.
I still love them, though.
Ought ski plagging be permitted?
What the heck is ski plagging? A new Olympic sport?
Another one? Did I miss all the previous threads about taking 'shrooms?
I thought it was about falling down a lot due to small obstacles on the sidewalk.
Do you now or were you ever possessed by a pogo stick?
I’ve heard of demonic possession, but pogo stick possession is new to me. Does it involve uncontrollable jumping?
I’m thinking more along the lines of Don Martin’s The Pogo Stick Incident
https://www.reddit.com/r/madmagazine/comments/n355yj/the_pogostick_incident_by_don_martin/
Peugeot 205 - a RW Blueprint for Autocracy
Really? Their plan for autocracy is a hatchback?
(I’d even been reading the damn thread already!)
Who answers the phone these days? (unknown number)
Well, if it’s already known that it’s an unknown number of phone-answerers, research will be difficult.
Wow! Kelsey Grammer is a Turnip…
Good one!
And one that I saw today:
Every Atom Bomb in Your Body Is Replaced every 5 Years - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board
Now there’s a scary thought!
He won’t be getting calls from blood donation drives.