Misread thread titles

Although it’s been around for a few years, I keep reading the “Topic Playlist” game title in Thread Games, as “Toxic Playlist.”

Trombone, stimulants, and ingredient lists

Yes, but it would be preferable to laying in the floor clutching your chest.

First official broken home

I would think it would have to Adam and Eve’s. It’s pretty hard to move past fratricide.

well, not really mis-reading it … but my mind likes to play games with me

What stories about fairy persons of the dead would you recommend?

I didn’t misread the words quite like you did, but I initially misinterpreted the meaning as stories about people who worked on ferryboats who’d died at work. Talk about your niche literary genres!

I got into a fight with AL today! (I capitalized the L for clarity).

Damn sans serif fonts.

well, to be honest, there was at least one AL (caps) in this fight - so you are not completely off base

There’s a thread for that.

Language: if wheels had it, would we know?

The squeaky wheel says “grease me! grease me!”

According to a post in ATMB, don’t ever post anything from a guy named Al, because it could be bullshit.

Some guy named Al Qaeda was one of the worst, but Qaeda doesn’t seem to be very active on social media any more.

Nevada Fake Electors Executed

Yikes!

Serves them right!

Tesla Cyberfuck

Yes, once, but I was saved when the priest’s exorcism cast me out again.

This isn’t a thread title, but I didn’t want to start a new thread for this, and it sorta fits.

I was going into a store in a mall a couple of days ago, and I looked up and saw a sign I’d never noticed before. It said

MYTH READING SALON

A Salon for reading myths? Why had I never heard of or noticed this before? I LOVE Myths.

A couple of seconds later my mind re-adjusted things. I hadn’t gotten the letters wrong at all, but the sign really read:

MY THREADING SALON

That made a lot more sense. Bjt I was bummed out, nonetheless. We could use more Myth Reading places.

Telling James Apart – Need Help Fast

I don’t think it’s all that difficult, myself. Some people say actors James Franco and Theo James look alike, but I don’t see it.

Now, Scottish actor James McAvoy and deceased Irish philosopher James McEvoy? I get them mixed up all the time.

Now making sure to link to the top of the thread instead of a post…

How to fix college football

First, you find an indiscreet coach, or a player with a coke habit, and then…

I had a similar experience once.

Went past a sign for a McDonald’s, extolling the virtues of a Big Mac: “It’s the lawyers”.

Mild concern that I might be the victim of local cannibalism, so looked again.

“It’s the layers.”

Whew!