Oh, well, I did try to keep the thread title within limits.
Bionic Self identification
Yes! I’m Steve Austin the Six million dollar Man. So what?
When is the last time you wore plastic bags on your head?
It’s becoming popular attire for fans at Red Sox games.
Could be related to a current mild arguememt I am having with the ex about alpacas.
Although a spitting, blinking, furry large pack animal could be cool. I am not sure what noises llamas make but I am willing to bet some variation of a fog-horn.
Ask and ye shall receive! Mostly they make a humming sound but their alarm call is… well, check out the second video here.
Nope. They meew like a cat. And not much louder than a calm cat. It’s the sweetest little noise. Just before one of them eviscerates you with a well-aimed kick.
Will you be Trump’s running mate?
Oh HELL no!
What, a chance to sabotage his campaign from the inside? I’d do it in a heartbeat. And if he still manages to win despite me being the honest one and telling the voters like it is, I’d be that heartbeat away from the presidency myself. Win-win.
Cat Enthusiasts: Share your Favorite Exhaust Music!
Well, there was the time we switched his food to “Friskies Baked Beans And Herring”.
Do you consume horse meat
nay.
Can vulcanic caves have stalagmites and stalagtites?
Oh, wait, that’s the actual thread title…
As @Beckdawrek stated in the thread:
ask Spock
When did you learn White bread lacks Ingredients?
The effectiveness of meth teachers.
I think Walter White was pretty effective in teaching Jessie how to cook.
Are most kromaggs made as a joke? Why are they not very popular?
Because they make people slip-slide away?
Don’t bastardize my post
Moderating:
Chill. This is a joke thread that is literally for the purpose of misreading thread titles. There is no intention to insult you or your thread, and you have not been singled out. This is a popular and long-running thread.
I read that one as:
Are most catalogs made as a joke? Why are they not very popular?
Because most people are shopping online now.
Not helped by the typo in the actual title: