And now this thread popped up today, which I read as:
As I said, the finishing process can be lengthy and gruelling. 
How far can I legally defend myself against Ronald Reagan?
How can I legally defend myself against a Road Ranger?
Look, pal, you don’t have to eat at a truck stop if you don’t want to. If you do, it’s your own damn fault!
Yes, but many of those how-to videos are showing advanced techniques, performed by highly-trained professionals, and probably shouldn’t be attempted at home 
I clicked on it expecting to see a sign for a massage therapist with six fingers or something.
Do apes really need to update?
At least it’s not the Isle of Lync!
Wife-enabled products that do or don’t need to be wife-enabled
If the wife isn’t very bright, look for products with very simple controls if you expect her to use them.
I read it as, “products that the wife will or won’t give you permission to use.”
Is anyone else giving up on observing Lent this year?
Yes, I made a New Year’s resolution to give up Lent this year.
By all the Gods, you totally got me on this one! My first thought when I saw the link was “Noooo! Did I totally fuck up the title of the thread?!?”
Touché!!
You don’t need guns to hunt down pineapples.