Come, lay upon me your hands and pray.
Thank you. I was trying desperately to think of a good joke for the topic, but I couldn’t think of any.
Anyone ever take a Scandinavian curse?
Animals that might be candidates for full documentation and why
I’m imagining a 100 page technical document detailing the anatomy of the white tailed deer in its entirety.
Yeah, but the exploded diagrams get real messy.
A sequel to the “For Dummies” series…
Is it in poor taste to crave celebrities?
Yeah, kinda… according to who, what, where or why.
If you put enough ketchup on them, they might be tasty.
For some of the worst celebs, you might need something stronger, maybe a serious scotch bonnet- or reaper-based hot sauce to kill their off-putting taste.
Soak them in scotch or rum, then slow smoke them to dissolve the connective tissue so they won’t be so chewy.
Makes me wonder what the substance in question would have to do to qualify in the first place…
I just came to post the same thing.
Johnny Blizzard Season is here!
Ooh, I love Johnny Blizzard-- he’s my favorite action hero!
Help me make some award-winning child
Well, a big part of it is natural aptitude, but encouraging the child to study hard and develop good work ethics will go a long way. Were you thinking maybe a spelling bee championship?
The initial stage is quite pleasurable, but the finishing process can be lengthy and gruelling.
Thanks for the advice, but I already have an award-winning child!
Of course there’s this recent winner:
Every time I read about a “great me” I get the wrong idea from what the OP meant. 